Top 50 Cheese Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cheese chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Do you like Craft cheese?

Because I'm single, and cut
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
I want you to taste my cheese.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!
Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

Funny cheese pickup lines

You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!

Are you a pizza?

Cauz i wanna spread my cheese all over you

You know what you and cheese has in common?

You both have holes i wanna eat

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line

Hey girl,

I want to melt my cheese all over your buns.

Damn girl, you look Gouda!

But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

Are you cheese
Because I wanna eat you like a midnight snack

I tried to find some cheese for you but there's a shortage,

Can I give you this meat instead?

Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you

Are you a Pizza?

Because I wanna spread my cheese on your base

Cracker

Girl are you a cracker? Cuz I want to spread my cheese all over you.

Have you heard about the cheese shortage?!

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.

Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza?

I love cheese, my favourite one is cheddar

Can I please be your woody womb pecker?

Are you Cluckin’ Bell?

Because I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

Do you like cheese?

Because I'm an easi single

Damn baby are you a macaroni and cheese

Because I want to eat you

Damn girl... Are you cheese?

Because every time I say your name there comes an ear-to-ear grin on my face...

Hey girl are you a Pizza?

Cuz I wanna put my cheese on you.

Are you Swiss Cheese?

Because i wanna finger you ;)

Hey baby, are you a piece of swiss cheese?

Because I want to stick my dick in every single one of your holes.

Are you cheese burst?

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.

Are you some string cheese

Because I’m trinna spread you

You must be from Philadelphia

Because I wanna cream your cheese