Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

"Are you a sharp cheddar? Because I find you irresistibly grate."

"Do we have a lunchable between us? Because this connection is cheese, crackers, and undeniably hamming it up."

"I may be cringe, but I'm the only cheese that'll make your heart melt."

Are you made of cheese? Because you are irresistibly delicious, just like my favorite snack.

If you were a cheesy snack, you'd be the perfect combination of cheddar and gouda - truly exquisite.

"Are you a cheeseburger? Because my heart is melting with every look, just like cheese on a hot patty."

"Haha, you're sweet. But who can resist a bit of cheese? It's all part of the charm, isn't it?"

"Are you Gouda cheese? Because with a taste of Sweet Tea, you turn my world Upside Down like Stranger Things."

Are you a mouse trap? Because you've caught me with your cheesy smile, little rat.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you... just like that gourmet cheese!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by with this Brie again to make your heart flutter?"

"Is your name Burger? Because my heart is melting like cheese at your irresistible charm."

"Do you believe in love at first cartoon? Because you’ve got me feeling like it’s the 1940s all over again!"

"Is your name Bleu? Because you’re like a rare cheese, I can't find anywhere but can't stop craving."

"Is your name Bleu? Because you're like a cheese, rich, captivating and undeniably charming."

If you were a type of cheese, you'd be the rarest and most delicious one.

"Are you a cheese factory? Because every time I see you, I turn into a walking cheeseball of love."

"Wow, they must've mistaken you for a celebrity... or cheese. Concert people are strange. Ever had anyone lick your elbow thinking it's a lollipop?"

Are you made of cheese? Because you're looking grate under that moonlight.

"Are you a block of cheese? Because I'm falling Gouda over heels for you, just like I did for Stranger Things."

"If we were toppings on a pizza, would you be the cheese? Because my life wouldn't be complete without you."

"Are you cheddar? Because you're sharper than all the other girls and it's really gouda to meet you."

"Is your name Brie? Because you've got me melting like a cheese in the hot sun."

"Whining, huh? Well, I specialize in Cheese...ing. Together we could make a deliciously dramatic wine and cheese party!"

"Haha, I appreciate that! But let's not rush, perfection takes time, like a fine wine or the perfect grilled cheese."

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Are you a block of cheese? Because every time I see you, I just melt."

"Are you cheddar? Because you're sharp, classy, and undeniably the best part of my day."

"Are you a cheeseburger? Because my heart melts for you like cheese on a hot patty."

"Is your name Brie? Because you've got me melting like the finest cheese in a Parisian café."

"If we were a sandwich at a picnic, would you be the cheese? Because I'm falling for you harder than my pets at feeding time."

Are you a grilled cheese? Because you're hot and cheesy, making me melt.

I hear you! How about trying some light, comforting food next time? Maybe some warm soup or a classic grilled cheese sandwich?

"Are you a block of cheddar? Because darling, you've got me melting with your sharp and sexy allure."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... but my cheese fries are still here!"

"If kissing was a horror game, you'd be the final boss - terrifyingly good at it."

"Do you like pizza? Because I can't live without you, just like a pizza without cheese!"

Are you a camera? Because every time I see your smile, I can't help but say cheese!

Are you a cheesy pick-up line? Because you make my heart melt with pleasure.

"Just like a good cheese, I might be too Gouda to resist, but can you handle the extra sharp cheddar of commitment?"

Are you made of cheese? Because you're grate in every way possible.

Do you believe in love at first bite? Because I'm feeling a strong connection with you.

"If kissing were a video game, you'd be the high score I never want to stop replaying."

Are you made of cheese? Because you're so gouda-licious, I can't resist taking a bite.

"Is your name Margherita? 'Cause every time I see you, my heart melts like cheese on a hot pizza."

"Are you a stop motion film? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

Do you believe in love at first bite? Because I think we've got some serious cheese chemistry.

"If your beauty were a cheese, I'd definitely be ready for a delicious heart attack tonight!"

"Girl, you're cheddar than the rest, in this hip hop beat, you're my favorite guest."

"Can I be the cheese to your sandwich? Because life without you feels unbearably plain."

Two weeks to reply? I guess I was too busy perfecting my world-famous grilled cheese recipe. Want to be my taste tester? 🧀

Are you a box of cheese? Because I can't resist the urge to pick you up!

"Are you a cheese factory? Because your beauty is making my heart melt like mozzarella."

"Your smile is my favorite cheese, because it always melts my heart."

Well, I hope I can compete with Jesus for your affection. I may not walk on water, but I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. 😄

Are you a slice of cheese? Because you make everything better with your cheesy smile.

"Like a hip hop verse, your beauty is intense, girl you shine brighter than the universe's immense."

Are you a grilled cheese? Because you're looking like a whole meal!

Do you believe in love at first bite? Because I think we're a gouda match!

"Are you a cheesecake? Because you're sinfully sweet, incredibly rich and I crave more with every bite."

If you were a cheese platter, you'd be the tastiest one in the room, making everyone crave your presence.

Are you a cheeseburger? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm in paradise.

"Well, I did discover the secret to making the world's best grilled cheese, but fair warning, it involves unicorn tears!"

"Baby, are you feta? Because I find myself crumbled by your charm and not able to brie-lieve my luck."

You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!

"Are you mac and cheese? Because I can’t resist coming back for seconds whenever I’m near you."

"Are you a blend of tomato and cheese? Because my life becomes tastier with every moment I spend with you."

Are you a pizza?

Cauz i wanna spread my cheese all over you

Age is just a number, right? Besides, I've been told I age like fine wine... or maybe more like cheese... 🧀

"Your love's more addictive than sweet tea and cheese, you're my favorite Stranger Thing, please put my heart at ease."

Are you made of stop motion magic and horror game charm? Because being near you is like a grilled cheese dream.

"If I avoid the cheese, can we still melt into a good conversation?"

"Are you a cheesecake? Because you make my heart melt like a graham cracker crust."

"Right? Plus, the only thing I’d want to govern is my pizza toppings. Extra cheese for president, no debates allowed!"

Are you a cheeseburger? Because I'm lovin' it every time I see you!

If you were a type of cheese, you'd be feta-ly irresistible.

Are you a slice of cheese? Because you've grated my heart and now I'm melting for you!

"They say life's not a pizza, but when I see you, girl, I can't resist adding extra cheese."

"Do you like pizza? Because I can't imagine my world without you, just like a pizza without cheese."

"Is your name Hip Hop? Cause every time you pass, you make my heart beatbox."

Are you made of stop motion magic? Your kiss is like a thrilling scene, pure and fantastic.

Are you made of Gouda? Because you're the cheese to my heart in the Netherlands.

You know what you and cheese has in common?

You both have holes i wanna eat

Thanks, but can we negotiate extra credit for my cooking skills instead? I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich! 🧀

"Well, since we both enjoy a bit of cheese and sliding through life, fancy joining me for a fun-filled adventure?"

Just remember, love is like a good cheese – it takes time to develop and can get a bit stinky if rushed! 🧀😂

Haha, well at least I can clean up nicely! Trash talk aside, what's your superpower? Mine's making a killer grilled cheese.

"Spun like a poet's rhyme, you're so fine, your allure outshines even the tastiest cheese and wine."

"Are you a cheddar? Because I find you sharp, bold, and irresistibly tempting."

You're the master of horror games, but my heart races just from your name.

"Do you like pizza? Because I can't help but 'cheese' every time I see your beautiful smile!"

(For mature women) I dont want to be cheesy

But cheese would go well with a tall glass of fine wine like you.

"Is your name Mozzarella? Because our chemistry is hotter than a TMNT pizza party and sweeter than Southern tea."

Are you a cheesy pickup line? Because you're grate!

"Like a TMNT in disguise, your beauty is a surprise, sweeter than cheese and tea, you're the only mystery."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be made of Brie-autiful cheese!

Are you cheddar? Because you're mature, sharp, and I want to grate on you all night long.

Are you a horror video game? Because I feel like I'm in for a thrilling adventure with you.

Do you believe in love at first fright? Because every time I see you, I'm filled with horror-able affection!

"A woman with exquisite taste! I promise, our flavors would harmoniously blend like Biscoff and cream cheese."

"You're sharper than Cheddar, got a flow that's neat, in this hip hop symphony, you're my favorite beat."

"You must be Gouda, because with every glance, I find myself more and more fondue of you."

If you were a cheese platter, you'd be gouda 'nuff for me to snack on all day.

"Are you a Gilmore Girl? Because I can’t resist your cheesy charm and your Spanish flair!"

"If you were a cheese, you'd be Feta-stic! Because with you, life just tastes better."

"Is your heart made of cheese? Because it’s melting my 1940s-loving soul and I can't help but want a taste!"

Old wine can be good, but I promise I'm more like a fine aged cheese - sophisticated and only gets better with time! 🧀🍷

Are you made of cheese rolls? Because you're irresistible, cheesy, and I can't get enough of you.

"Is your name Brie? Because you've got me feeling soft, rich and utterly captivated."

"You're the cheese to my bread, without you I'm incomplete, your beauty leaves me well-fed, girl, you make my heart beat."

"Are you a cheese factory? Because every time I see you, I melt like a fine Camembert."

"If that was cheesy, I must be a gourmet cheese platter just for you—fully loaded with charm."

"Just like a plate without Bleu cheese is incomplete, my life feels the same without you in it."

"Are you tomatoes and cheese? Because together, you make my heart melt just like the best pizza."

"Like mozzarella on pizza, you melt my heart with your hotness and make everything better."

"Like the finest Gouda that's oh so sweet, girl, your rhymes and rhythms make my heart skip a beat."

"Are you a Lunchable? Because you're making my heart cheese, cracker and ham for your love."

Did you just come from a cheese factory? Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Like a nourishing brocolli, you're vibrant and fresh. Can I be the cheese to your veggie mesh?

Ethan, your smile shines brighter than a diamond on a cracker. Can I be the cheese to your cracker?

If you were a cheese, you'd be the perfect blend of sharp and creamy - simply irresistible.

Haha, well if I’m 25, I must be a fine vintage! Aged to perfection, like a good cheese… or maybe just a really old meme.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I need directions to the cheese aisle!"