Top 50 Cheese Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cheese pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You must be made of cheese.

   Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

2. There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

3. Do you like Craft cheese?

   Because I'm single, and cut

4. Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?

5. I want you to taste my cheese.

6. Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

7. Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

   Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

8. Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

9. There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.

10. If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

Funny cheese pickup lines

Hey girl are you a cheese grater?
Because I want to put my dick inside you

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!

Are you a pizza?

Cauz i wanna spread my cheese all over you

You know what you and cheese has in common?

You both have holes i wanna eat

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?
A cheesy pickup line

Hey girl,

I want to melt my cheese all over your buns.

Damn girl, you look Gouda!

But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

Are you marinara?

Because my cheese stick would be a lot better dipped in you

Are you cheese

Because I wanna eat you like a midnight snack

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.

Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.

Cracker

Girl are you a cracker? Cuz I want to spread my cheese all over you.

Are you a Pizza?

Because I wanna spread my cheese on your base

Let's work on our night cheese together

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Have you heard about the cheese shortage?!

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.

Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza?

I love cheese, my favourite one is cheddar

Can I please be your woody womb pecker?

Are you Cluckin’ Bell?

Because I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."