Top 50 Meat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Meat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Ay girl are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
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I’m a burrito
Fill me with meat and sour cream.
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I hope you aren't vegan
Because I want you to taste this meat
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How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
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Your taco meat looks spicy,
can I stuff your muff?
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Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
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How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?
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I might be a vegetarian,
But your meat is an exception!
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Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.
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You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.
Funny meat pickup lines
Wanna see my meat walk-in?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
You’re not a vegan, are you?
Because I’d love to meat you.
Do you like spaghetti?
Because you can meat my balls 8—>
I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.
I hope you're not a vegetarian...
Because I would love to put some meat in you!
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.
Hey girl, are you a burger?
Because I wanna put my meat in your buns
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Are you a grill?
Because I want to cook my meat inside you
Hey girl, are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
Hey girl are you a cannibal?
Cuz id like you to taste my meat
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?
Do you want to have a bbq?
Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
Are you a grill?
Cuz i wanna put my meat inside you
You’re just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
Roses are red, my balls are blue
I love beating my meat to you
Keep me in the fridge till you want me.