Top 50 Meat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Meat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I’m a burrito

   Fill me with meat and sour cream.

2. I hope you aren't vegan

   Because I want you to taste this meat

3. How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

4. Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?

5. Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

6. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

7. I might be a vegetarian,

   But your meat is an exception!

8. Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

9. You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

10. Wanna see my meat walk-in?

Funny meat pickup lines

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.

"You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you."

Damn girl, are you Gordon Ramsay?

Because you'll be screaming from my raw meat

Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8—>

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

I hope you're not a vegetarian...
Because I would love to put some meat in you!

Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

Hey girl, are you a burger?

Because I wanna put my meat in your buns

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

Are you a grill?

Because I want to cook my meat inside you

Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

Hey girl are you a cannibal?

Cuz id like you to taste my meat

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

Are you a grill?

Cuz i wanna put my meat inside you

You’re just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.

Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you

Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls

Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.