Hey Girl are you butter?

Hey Girl are you butter? Cause I wanna spread you on my meat.

Hey girl i think you're PETA

Coz i dont think you can handle this meat

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Hey girl. Are you a chef?

Cause you’re really good at rubbing my meat.

Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

I might be a vegetarian,

But your meat is an exception!

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

Wanna see my meat walk-in?

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.

Damn girl are you an air fryer? Bc you’re hot asf and I wanna put my meat inside of you.

Are you aluminum foil? Because I want to wrap you around my meat.

Wanna come back to my place and play a game of "lion tamer"? That's where you get down on all fours, roar at me, and I toss my meat in.

🦁

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Hey girl.. are you a live stock farmer?

You really raise my meat.

I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Hey girl, are you a burger?

Because I wanna put my meat in your buns

Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

Babe, there's no I in our team. But I will make sure that you will get a lot of MEAT.

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth

Forget about those fast food tacos, you want to have some real meat inside you.

Are you a grill?

Because I want to cook my meat inside you

Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

It bodes well for me that you’re vegetarian

Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

Hey girl are you a cannibal?

Cuz id like you to taste my meat

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Are you a piece of bread?

Because I want to put some meat between those buns.

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

Would you prefer hamburger or hotdog? Either way my meat is going in your buns.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

Girl, do you want some tasty meat inside your bun?

I heard you love pho? Let me give you my special pho combo tonight with all the meat and balls you desire.

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

Your taco meat looks spicy. Can I stuff your m**...?

My meat wants to meet your buns.

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.

Are you a butcher? Because you've got me feeling like my heart's made of rancid meat.

You're like gucci, I'm like arbys, and we're both like nike.

You're like Gucci, I'm like Arby's, and we're both like Nike. You've got the looks, I've got the meats, so we should just do it.

"Your smile is like well-marinated steak - it's simply irresistible and leaves me wanting more!"

"Are we at a barbecue? Because the sparks flying between us could surely grill up something special."

You a microwave? Because you warm my meat inside.

"Are you a carnivore? Because your smile could scare the meat right off a steak!"

"Are you a steak? Because you're so hot, you're sizzling and I've got a rare passion for your juicy tenderness."

Are you a grill?

Cuz i wanna put my meat inside you

"You're like the finest cut of meat, irresistibly tender, causing my heart's flame to grill with desire."

"Are you a vegetable? Because you've turned my world from dull meat to vibrant green with your beauty."

Are you a baker? Because you've got some beautiful titty meat that's just too hard to resist.

Hey, are you a refrigerator?

Cz I have to put my meat inside you.

Your grace in handling petals, like a skilled butcher with meat, makes my heart skip a beat.

Are you a slab of rancid meat? Because you're looking like a rare cut to me!

Excuse me, are you made of sugar? Because you've got some sweet titty meat right there.

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

Like a skilled butcher carving meat, you've cut deep into my heart's beat.

With hands that craft beauty from raw meat and petal,
Your grace is unmatched, my heart's in a tangle.

Are you a chicken farmer? Because those are some fine breasts you've got there.

"Is your name Brisket? Because you've got the perfect blend of spice and everything nice, totally smoking hot."

"Are you a rare steak? Because my heart beats faster and loses patience every time it's near your sizzling presence."

"Baby, are you a steak? Because my heart sizzles every time I see you."

Did you just come from the bakery? Because those buns are looking extra tasty.

"Are you a ripe piece of meat? Because I can't resist taking a bite."

Are you a butcher? Because you've got me feeling like a piece of prime cut meat.

"Are you a meatball? Because my heart sizzles for you, just like when oiled men hit the hot beach."

Your presence in the butcher's shop is like a florist's touch, turning raw meat into a work of art.

"Is your name Salomi? Cause every time I see you, I can't help but say, 'O-Meat goodness!'"

Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.

Do you want to help me make a schnitzel?

You can pound my meat

"Are you a steak? Because my heart is sizzling for you."

From your rancid meat to your horse-free street, your uniqueness makes my heart skip a beat.

"Is your name Olive Oil? Because my heart beats faster than a well-oiled bodybuilder at a meatball buffet."

Hey, do you like Arby's?

Because I have the meats.

"Girl, your smile intoxicates me more than wine, and it's even more satisfying than my favorite cut of meat."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I forget about the rancid meat smell.

Are you a microwave?

Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on

- Day 126

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

"Is your name Margarita? Because you stir my world and leave me shaken, with zero patience for a refill."

"Is your name sirloin? Because you're sizzling, juicy, and I can't resist getting a taste of you."

Are you ketchup because I want to squirt you all over my meat

"Are you a butcher? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's fresh meat on the chopping block."

You must be a minecraft dog

Bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me

"Are you a filet mignon? Because you're rare, expensive and I just can't wait to get my hands on you."

"Are you a butcher? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats like a well-marinated steak."

"Are you a Lunchables? Because I find you 'meat' and 'cheese-y' at the same time, irresistibly packaged."

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

"Are you a Bulgogi dish? Because your beauty is as irresistible as that deliciously marinated meat."

Hey grill you lookin hot

Can I cook my meat on you?

Hey baby, are you a sub?

‘Cause I bet you’d like my meat inside of you.

BBQ

Me: Are you going to the BBQ?

Her: What BBQ?

Me: The one where I drop my meat on your grill.

"Are you halal meat? Because my heart beats Bismillah every time it sees you."

Is that a fork in your back pocket?

Cause I'm tryna stab that meat.

(Not getting any better at this)

Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle

Girl I hope you’re not a vegetarian

Because I wanna feed you my meat

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

"Are you a butcher? Because every time I see your smile, I can't help but meat my intoxicating feelings for you."

Are you a minecraft funace

Because i wanna put my meat in you

Are you made of rancid meat? Because girl, you're looking like a snack to me.

I tried to find some cheese for you but there's a shortage,

Can I give you this meat instead?

Are you made of rancid meat? Because even if you were, my love for you would never spoil!

Are you a bbq? (Barbecue)

Because you’re hot and ready for my meat

"Are you a prime cut of steak? Because your beauty is rare and I'm well-done just looking at you."

Are you a grill?

Cuz you're so hot and im gonna put my meat inside you.

Do you like math? Because I can't count the ways I want to meat you.

I have the meat and sauce...

All you have to provide me is with buns

"Like a cannibal to meat, I find your presence extremely enticing and impossible to resist."

Do you know why chefs are great lovers?

They know to how to heat the owen before they put the meat inside

"Do you like bacon? Cause I find you sizzlin' hot!"

How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.

Your hands work magic with blooms, like a butcher to meat, your beauty looms.

Are you going to the bbq?

The one where I put my meat on your grill

"I couldn't help but notice, you don't need meat to be irresistible."

You are like Arby’s

You have the meat

Are you a hamburger?

Because I wanna stuck all my meat between your buns

"Are you a steak? Because you've been sizzling in my mind all day."

I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat

Are you a shopping cart?

Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)

Me: u going to that cookout?

Her: what cookout?
me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill

Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my.
(Idk if this ever used before)

"They say love is a meat market, but with you, it feels more like a gourmet feast."

Like a skilled butcher tending to meat, you arrange flowers with grace and sweet.

"I don't need meat to survive, but having a gorgeous vegetarian like you in my life is essential."

Are you a taco?

Because I want to put my meat in you.