Top 50 meat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Meat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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I’m a burrito
Fill me with meat and sour cream.
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I hope you aren't vegan
Because I want you to taste this meat
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How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
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Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
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Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
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How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?
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I might be a vegetarian,
But your meat is an exception!
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Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.
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You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.
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Wanna see my meat walk-in?
Latest meat chat up lines
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
"You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you."
Do you like spaghetti?
Because you can meat my balls 8—>
I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.
Hey girl, are you a burger?
Because I wanna put my meat in your buns
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
Hey girl, are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?
Do you want to have a bbq?
Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
Are you a grill?
Cuz i wanna put my meat inside you
You’re just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
Roses are red, my balls are blue
I love beating my meat to you
Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?
Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
Are you salt and pepper?
Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.
Hey, do you like Arby's?
Because I have the meats.
Are you spaghetti, cuz I want you to meat my balls
Italians
Are you a microwave?
Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on
- Day 126
BBQ
Me: Are you going to the BBQ?
Her: What BBQ?
Me: The one where I drop my meat on your grill.