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Top 14 Dairy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dairy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dairy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

    Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

  2. Are you fresh milk?

    Because I need u dairy

  3. Are you a dairy farmer?

    Cause I’ve got something you can milk

  4. Girl, are you nuts and dairy?

    Cause I can barely breathe around you!

  5. Are you nuts and dairy?

    Cuz my face gets red around you

  6. Here's a good one

    I should start calling you Concrete Blizzard from Dairy Queen because you are THICC!

  7. Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.

  8. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

  9. Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

  10. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

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Funny dairy pickup lines

Want some non-dairy creamer?

I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

I may not be Dairy Queen, boy, but I'll treat you right!