Top 50 Chocolate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chocolate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

2. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

3. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

4. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

5. Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

6. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

7. I hate chocolates but I love you.

8. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

9. I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

10. I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Funny chocolate pickup lines

I thought of you while having chocolate cake
Cause your just too sweet

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

Are you chocolate pudding?
Because I want to spoon you ;)

You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.

They say life is like a box of chocolates

So, will you be my hazelnut swirl

Are you chocolate

Because you are so damn sweet

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Cause I’d pick you ;)

You are so sweet!

Infact I would eat you rather than chocolates

Hey girl dating me is like biting into a Oatmeal Raisin cookie...

Then realizing its chocolate chip, and 2 hours later realizing it's an edible.

If I were a strawberry,

I’d love to be dipped in some of your artisan chocolate.