Top 50 Chocolate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chocolate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chocolate conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You can call me Charlie…

   Cuz I wanna own your chocolate factory.

2. You like chocolates?

   Cuz I can give it to you the Milky Way

3. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

4. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

5. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

6. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

7. Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

8. Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

   Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down

9. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

10. I hate chocolates but I love you.

Funny chocolate pickup lines

You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

Are you sun?

Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

You're hot and I'm chocolate, together we would make a delicious combo

Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.

You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

Are you a chocolate?

Cuz u make me happy,

And also Cuz I wanna put you on my lips and feel you melting as I touch you with my tongue before eating you, but that's not the point..!

Are You Chocolate?..

Because I hear you're easily hardened, but need something warm to soften you up...

(Creds: Me)

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.