Top 50 Chocolate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Chocolate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

2. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

3. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

4. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

5. Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

6. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

7. I hate chocolates but I love you.

8. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

9. I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

10. I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Funny chocolate pickup lines

I thought of you while having chocolate cake
Cause your just too sweet

Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Damn, are you willy wonka?

Because I want to come inside your chocolate factory

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.

Are You Chocolate?..

Because I hear you're easily hardened, but need something warm to soften you up...

(Creds: Me)

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

You are so sweet!

Infact I would eat you rather than chocolates

Are you a box of chocolates?

Cause I’d pick you ;)

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Hey girl dating me is like biting into a Oatmeal Raisin cookie...

Then realizing its chocolate chip, and 2 hours later realizing it's an edible.

If I were a strawberry,

I’d love to be dipped in some of your artisan chocolate.

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

Hey Chocolate Silver Dapple Pinto, did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate nowand then doesn’t hurt. (Charles Schulz)

Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke alot on this dick