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Top 50 Chocolate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chocolate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  2. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

  3. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  4. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  5. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  6. Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

  7. I hate chocolates but I love you.

  8. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

  9. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  10. I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

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Funny chocolate pickup lines

Are you sun?
Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

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This is a funny Chocolate pickup line!

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

Damn, are you willy wonka?
Because I want to come inside your chocolate factory

Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.

You're hot and I'm chocolate, together we would make a delicious combo

You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

They say life is like a box of chocolates

So, will you be my hazelnut swirl

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Working Chocolate tinder opener

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

Are You Chocolate?..

Because I hear you're easily hardened, but need something warm to soften you up...

(Creds: Me)

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Girl If you were icecream

You'd be my death by chocolate

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

And I eat a box of chocolates

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Cause I’d pick you ;)