Is it your Birthday?

Her: No

Me: Then how do you explain all that cake.

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Babe, are you cake? Because I want to have my cake and eat it too.

Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

Babe, with an ass like that, everyday must be cake for you.

Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Does the cake come with icing? Or do I have to apply it?

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

Want to come by my place? I have cake up-stairs.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

I want to eat you, because I think you are tastier more than cake.

Babe, let me give you some sugar and cream, and make it into icing on the cake.

Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

Hey girl, are you a baking timer?

Because I’m going to need you to tell me when to pull out and ice that cake?

Is it my birthday today? Because you just brought me the cake.

It’s my birthday today…

So how about you act like my cake so I can eat you out in my birthday suit?

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cake.

Hey it’s my Cake day. Be my cake tonight.

Have you ever had a hot dog competition, because my wiener takes the cake.

If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

Hey it’s my Cake day

But I see you have a lot of that already

You are my piece of cake, easy & delicious.

"Since it's your birthday, how about we add another candle to your cake? You, me, and a spark waiting to ignite."

"If you're as sweet as cake, then my heart must be a bakery, because it's always baking love for you."

"Are you a baker? Because your smile is sweeter than any cake I've ever tasted."

"Are you a cake recipe? Because you're mixing up my heart with your irresistible curves and delectable cooking skills."

"Just looking at you is like savoring a slice of chocolate cake, it's always rich and incredibly satisfying."

"Happy Birthday, sweetheart. Your genuine smile makes every candle on your cake glow brighter."

"Are you a baker? Because I'm falling in loaf with your sweet personality."

"Your birthday sticker popped out like a surprise, but would it be too much to wish for the real you tonight?"

"Are you a baker? Because your sweet presence is more intoxicating than the finest cake I've ever tasted."

"Are you a baker? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like a freshly baked cake."

"Just like a rich chocolate cake, I'm sure you're sinfully delicious."

"Are you a piece of Red Velvet? Because every time I think of you, my heart beats like whipped cream."

"Darling, you're just like a chocolate cake - irresistibly sweet and perfect for every celebration in my life."

Damn baby, are you made out of cake? You're my everything.

"Like a decadent dessert, you're a delight, can I be your Baker, baking our love night by night?"

"Tameka, on your special day I just wanted to remind you, every candle on your cake makes you hotter. Happy Birthday, Miss Gorgeous!"

"Did we meet in a bakery yesterday? Because ever since, I’ve been craving for another slice of your hot-cake personality!"

"Are you a red velvet cake? Because my heart beats faster than a mixer at the sight of you."

"Are you a cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every inch and taste of your sweetness."

"Is your name Fondant? Because our chemistry is so sweet, it could top every cake."

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

Girl, I am not saying that you are easy, but damn you are my piece of cake.

"You look as tempting as a rich chocolate cake, may I have the pleasure of knowing your sweet personality?"

"Is your brother a baker? Because you're a cutie pie just like his delicious cakes!"

"Just like a slice of chocolate cake, your sweetness is impossible to resist, may I have a taste?"

"Are you a red velvet cake? Because I find myself wanting a second slice of your sweet and irresistible personality."

"Happy Birthday! Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you’re the sweetest gift ever."

"Honour, you're the melody in my life's song, even sweeter than a birthday cake at my favorite restaurant."

"Seeing you in that cake sticker, I realized my birthday wish - got the icing, now all I need is your sweet company."

"Baking a cake together? That sounds deliciously fun. Can't wait to add a pinch of spice to our recipe."

"Is your baking as sweet as your smile? Because I could use a slice of you in my life."

Would you rather sit on a d**... an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a d**...?

"Do you like red velvet? Because since I've seen you, my heart's been beating like a whisk in cake batter."

"Is it my birthday? Because seeing you is like finding the most delicious chocolate cake in the room."

"Is your name Betty Crocker? Because you've got the recipe to my heart."

"Is that dress made of love? Because it fits you better than any wedding cake topping."

"Is your name Sugar? Because the cake you bake is sweet, but you're definitely sweeter."

Girl you’re like a ganache ‘cause you make this cake better just like you make my day better

Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"If you're as sweet as your cakes, I must be risking diabetes with every glance."

"If looks were a dessert, you’d definitely be a decadent chocolate lava cake, irresistibly sweet and hot."

"What a declaration! How about we start with sharing some chocolate cake? It's practically a life-changing experience."