Is it your Birthday?

Her: No

Me: Then how do you explain all that cake.

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Babe, are you cake? Because I want to have my cake and eat it too.

Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

Babe, with an ass like that, everyday must be cake for you.

Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Does the cake come with icing? Or do I have to apply it?

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

Want to come by my place? I have cake up-stairs.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

I want to eat you, because I think you are tastier more than cake.

Babe, let me give you some sugar and cream, and make it into icing on the cake.

Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

Hey girl, are you a baking timer?

Because I’m going to need you to tell me when to pull out and ice that cake?

Is it my birthday today? Because you just brought me the cake.

It’s my birthday today…

So how about you act like my cake so I can eat you out in my birthday suit?

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cake.

Have you ever had a hot dog competition, because my wiener takes the cake.

Hey it’s my Cake day. Be my cake tonight.

If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

You are my piece of cake, easy & delicious.

Hey it’s my Cake day

But I see you have a lot of that already

A taste of sweetness, in a world so dark and blue, only for you, my love is true.

In a world of sweets, you're the finest treat, all day all night, my love complete.

In this world of treats, you're the sweetest delight, all day all night, only cake in sight.

"If you're as sweet as cake, then my heart must be a bakery, because it's always baking love for you."

In a world full of sweets, you're the icing on my cake, my heart dreams of the love we'll make.

"Since it's your birthday, how about we add another candle to your cake? You, me, and a spark waiting to ignite."

"Happy birthday! I must say, that backside could steal the spotlight from any cake in the room."

I’m a proud member of the “October Babies Club”! We throw parties, but only if you bring cake. What’s your birth month vibe?

You're the cherry on top of my cake, sweet and divine, my love for you makes time fly.

"Are you a birthday cake? Because one slice of you is never enough!"

"Are you a baker? Because your smile is sweeter than any cake I've ever tasted."

Sweet as cake, your beauty shines so bright, in my eyes, you're the only delight.

Are you made of cake? Because you're the sweetest treat I've ever laid eyes on. Happy birthday!

"Are you a cake recipe? Because you're mixing up my heart with your irresistible curves and delectable cooking skills."

"Are you a baker? Because with a body like that, you're definitely stirring up something sweet in me."

"Just looking at you is like savoring a slice of chocolate cake, it's always rich and incredibly satisfying."

"Happy Birthday, sweetheart. Your genuine smile makes every candle on your cake glow brighter."

Damn baby, are you made out of cake? You're my everything.

"Are you a baker? Because I'm falling in loaf with your sweet personality."

Are you made of cake? Because you're the sweetest thing I've seen on this special day.

"Are you a baker? Because your sweet presence is more intoxicating than the finest cake I've ever tasted."

Sweet as cake, you light up my day and night, beauty and grace in sight.

"Darling, you're just like a chocolate cake - irresistibly sweet and perfect for every celebration in my life."

With eyes like icing, so sweet and true,
I could spend forever just gazing at you.

Like frosting on a cake, you're sweet and divine, all day all night, I'm yours, be mine.

"Are you a piece of Red Velvet? Because every time I think of you, my heart beats like whipped cream."

"Just like a rich chocolate cake, I'm sure you're sinfully delicious."

If you were a cake, you'd be the perfect slice of sweetness that I never knew I needed.

"Your birthday sticker popped out like a surprise, but would it be too much to wish for the real you tonight?"

In a world of pastries, you're the one that stands out. Sweet as cake, without a doubt.

Are you made of cake? Because you're definitely a piece of heaven on Earth.

In a world filled with sweetness, you're the most delicious cake that I crave endlessly.

"Like a decadent dessert, you're a delight, can I be your Baker, baking our love night by night?"

In a world of desserts, you're the most divine,
Only cake for you, my darling Valentine.

"Are you a chef, darling? Because every time I see you, I crave something sweet and irresistibly delicious."

"Tameka, on your special day I just wanted to remind you, every candle on your cake makes you hotter. Happy Birthday, Miss Gorgeous!"

"Are you a baker? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like a freshly baked cake."

"Did we meet in a bakery yesterday? Because ever since, I’ve been craving for another slice of your hot-cake personality!"

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

"Is your brother a baker? Because you're a cutie pie just like his delicious cakes!"

"Is your name Fondant? Because our chemistry is so sweet, it could top every cake."

"Are you a red velvet cake? Because my heart beats faster than a mixer at the sight of you."

Like a sweet slice of cake, you're the only treat I crave all day and all night.

Girl, I am not saying that you are easy, but damn you are my piece of cake.

Are you a birthday cake? Because you're dressed in black and making me crave a taste.

"Are you a cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every inch and taste of your sweetness."

Like frosting on a cake, you sweeten every day. My love for you will never decay.

Are you made of sugar? Because you're oh-so-sweet, just like your birthday cake. Happy birthday, gorgeous!

"You look as tempting as a rich chocolate cake, may I have the pleasure of knowing your sweet personality?"

Among the stars and moonlight, you're the sweetest treat in sight.

"Are you made of cake? Because I can't resist taking a bite on your special day."

"Just like a slice of chocolate cake, your sweetness is impossible to resist, may I have a taste?"

"Your confidence shines brighter than any outfit; that beauty mark is just the icing on the cake."

Are you made of cake? Because you've got me craving for a sweet and tasty treat.

Girl I got sweet cake, and I want you to be on top as my cherry.

"Honour, you're the melody in my life's song, even sweeter than a birthday cake at my favorite restaurant."

Sweet as cake, like a dream come true,
All day, all night, my eyes on you.

Are you a cake? Because every time I see you, my heart wants a slice!

"Are you a birthday cake? Because I just can’t resist making a wish and blowing you a kiss!"

"Is it my birthday? Because seeing you is like finding the most delicious chocolate cake in the room."

"Happy Birthday! Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you’re the sweetest gift ever."

Among all the flavors, you stand out bright,
You're the sweetest treat in my sight.

In a world full of flavors, you're the one I savor, my sweetest craving, my cake forever.

You're the sweetest slice in the bakery of life, my dear, all day, all night, only cake for you, babe.

Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you're a perfect slice of sweetness!

I'd bake you a cake so sweet, it'd be a sin - for you, my darling, I'd always win.

"Is your baking as sweet as your smile? Because I could use a slice of you in my life."

Sugar and spice, you're sweeter than cake, my heart beats for you, no mistake.

"Do you like red velvet? Because since I've seen you, my heart's been beating like a whisk in cake batter."

"Seeing you in that cake sticker, I realized my birthday wish - got the icing, now all I need is your sweet company."

"Baking a cake together? That sounds deliciously fun. Can't wait to add a pinch of spice to our recipe."

Sweet as cake, you light up the night sky,
In your presence, all else fades to a sigh.

Are you made of cake? Because I want a slice of that!

Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you're sweeter than frosting.

"Is your name Betty Crocker? Because you've got the recipe to my heart."

Honestly, it’s just for the cake – three wedding cakes sounds like a solid plan! Who can say no to that much frosting?

Your smile shines brighter than all the candles on your birthday cake. Happy birthday, gorgeous!

Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

If you like how good I am with these cake sheets, check out how I am between the bed sheets.

In a world of desserts, you shine like a gem, all day all night, you're my favorite confection.

"Is your name Sugar? Because the cake you bake is sweet, but you're definitely sweeter."

Like sweet frosting on a cake, you're the perfect topping on my day, beautiful and bright.

"If you're as sweet as your cakes, I must be risking diabetes with every glance."

In a world full of treats, you're the only one I crave, my sweetest delight.

Sweet as cake, you light up my night sky, with eyes that sparkle oh so bright.

Are you made of cake? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I can't get enough of you on your birthday!

"If looks were a dessert, you’d definitely be a decadent chocolate lava cake, irresistibly sweet and hot."

"Is that dress made of love? Because it fits you better than any wedding cake topping."

Girl you’re like a ganache ‘cause you make this cake better just like you make my day better

Sweet as sugar, you're my dream come true, all day all night, only cake for you.

"What a declaration! How about we start with sharing some chocolate cake? It's practically a life-changing experience."

"Just like ovalbumin helps a cake rise, your smile lifts my spirits higher than I ever thought possible."

Is your birthday cake as sweet as you? Because I can't resist a slice of both.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with this piece of wedding cake?"

"Is your body from a bakery? Because you've got curves so delectable, they'd put a double fudge cake to shame."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this delicious homemade cake again?"

Sugar and spice, you're sweeter than cake,
In my world, you're the only one I'd make.

"Seeing you is like seeing my favorite chocolate cake, so tempting and all I want to indulge in."

In a world of cakes, you're the sweetest delight. Let me be the cherry on top, shining bright.

"If you were a dessert, you'd be a decadent chocolate cake—irresistibly sweet and oh-so tempting!"

Are you made of cake? Because every bite of you is irresistible and incredibly sweet.

In a world full of treats, you're the only one I crave, my delectable slice of love.

"Are you a piece of cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every bit of your sweet existence."

"Just like a perfect cake, your beauty is layered, rich, and utterly mouth-watering."

Babe, do you know what a cake would say to you? You want a piece of me?

I do not need a ganache on my cake because you are enough sweet for me.

"Was that your pic popping out of a cake? Because now I'm eager to know how sweet the rest of you is."