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Top 40 Cook Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cook pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

    by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  2. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

  3. Is your name Gustavo Fring?

    Cause I'd cook for you.

  4. Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

  5. Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?

  6. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.


  7. Come back to my place, I'll cook you pancakes.

  8. Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

    Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  9. No need to cook

    We can eat each other all day (〃゚3゚〃)

  10. Are you a grill?

    Because I want to cook my meat inside you

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What is a Cook pickup line?

Funny cook pickup lines

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

Mi love yuh more than cook food

Hey girl, are you an oven?

Because I want to cook up some babies in you.

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This is a funny Cook pickup line!

Hey, is your dad a chef?

Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts

A ROCKin Pickup Line
Roses are red
You're good looking
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Hey! What's that between us?

Whatever that is, it sure is cooking.

My hungers pretty low...

And your looking like a cooked porkchop.

Pullin bare bitches w this one

Maybe you're blonde,

maybe you cook,

but can i get a load,

of that dumptruck-



If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do

Girl, you're so hot

Can I cook my hotdog inside you?

Hey are you a cow

Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

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Working Cook tinder opener

Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun,
Now get in the van

If you were a chicken, i wont need to cook you to eat you. You're already hot as fuck.

If you were a chicken, i wont need to cook you to eat you. You're already hot as fuck.

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

Real men know how to cook.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.