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Top 47 Cook Pick Up lines

Are you a cook and trying to pick up girls who are waitresses or customers? Use the best cheesy cook pick up lines. These pick up lines for cooks will help you land your plates and get her number. Add some spice to your kitchen life.

  1. My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

    by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  2. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

  3. Is your name Gustavo Fring?

    Cause I'd cook for you.

  4. Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

  5. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

    (Reviews)

  6. Come back to my place, I'll cook you pancakes.

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What is a Cook pickup line?

Working short cook pickup lines to impress a girl

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Strippers get naked, w**... gets me faded

Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

No need to cook

We can eat each other all day (〃゚3゚〃)

Babe, I cook the best alphabet soup. Because you gonna be choking on my D.

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This is a funny Cook pickup line!

Girl, what you cooking? I am down to drill.

Do you know why KFC is so tasty? Because they pressure cook that cock to preserve all the juice.

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?


cook Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

Kirito: If you cook it for me, I will let you have a bite.

You are my missing ingredient for my Rethramis Cooking Recipe.

Mi love yuh more than cook food

Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my c**... inside your oven.


Hey girl, are you an oven?

Because I want to cook up some babies in you.

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Working Cook tinder opener

Are you a dog

Because I wanna cook you food and pet you 🥴

cook Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'm a man of many talents...

But cooking isn't one of them, so I hope you like eating out, cause that's what I love to do

Hey, is your dad a chef?

Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts

A ROCKin Pickup Line

Roses are red
You're good looking
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Hey grill you lookin hot

Can I cook my meat on you?

Hey! What's that between us?
Whatever that is, it sure is cooking.

My hungers pretty low...

And your looking like a cooked porkchop.

If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do

Girl, you're so hot

Can I cook my hotdog inside you?

Hey are you a cow

Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers


Pancakes or scrambled eggs

Do you like pancakes or scrambled eggs for breakfast? I don’t know what to cook for you in the morning after you spend the night at my place

Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun,
Now get in the van

You know, I cook best in the morning.

cook Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.

Real men know how to cook.

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your kiss cheek.


So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

Come over on Black Friday. We can have kiss and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook.

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Using smooth Cook phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Cook conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cook phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Cook lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.