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Top 50 Meal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Meal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are You A Holiday Meal?

    Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  2. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

  3. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

  4. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  5. I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

    But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

  6. Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

  7. Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

  8. Are you bone meal

    Because you make my sapling grow

  9. You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

  10. Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

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What is a Meal pickup line?

Funny meal pickup lines

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

My last meal

Hey girl is your pussy the Eucharist, cause I wanna eat it like its my Last Supper

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

You know what I don’t understand
You are looking like a snack but your ass is looking like a meal

You're the bone meal of my heart.

Girl you aren’t a snack,

You’re a fine looking three course meal.

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

Did it hurt when you fell in the kitchen?

Because you're a whole meal

Are you a mre

Cuse your a meal ready to eat

Am i in a restaurant?

Cause you looking like a whole meal

Cheesy one - Excuse me woman

I search Google for nearby restaurants and it pointed in your direction because you look a whole meal

Are you breakfast?

Because you're the most important meal of the day.

Grace are you religious?

Perfect because I plan on doing Grace before every meal

Used this one on a paraplegic girl the other day.

Damn girl, are you affiliated with the meals on wheels program?

Because you are a snack.

Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

You deserve a Michelin Star

Cause you’re a 5-star meal

Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.

Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal.

I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.

If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal.

Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal?