Top 50 Piece Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Piece pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

3. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

4. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

5. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
   Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

6. Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

7. Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

8. You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

9. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

10. Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.

Funny piece pickup lines

So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

You should call me.

Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

You are the missing piece in my life-set.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

Wanna be a piece in my games?

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

I think you might be the final piece to my heart container.

You're like the orange piece, beautiful and hard to come by.

Are you a piece of trash?

Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

You look like you have some legendary chest pieces.

Did it hurt?

When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.