Top 50 Piece Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Piece chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

2. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

3. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

4. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
   Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

5. Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

6. Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

7. You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

8. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

9. Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I'm sure you have the triforce of beauty.

10. So this is a piece of paper with my number on it. You should call me.

Funny piece pickup lines

Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

You are the missing piece in my life-set.

If you were my little toe

I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

Wanna be a piece in my games?

You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

I think you might be the final piece to my heart container.

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

You're like the orange piece, beautiful and hard to come by.

Are you a piece of trash?

Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.

You look like you have some legendary chest pieces.

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Did it hurt?

When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You remind me of my pinky toe.

Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.