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Top 39 pack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pack chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart. But only if you make room for me.

  2. Do you know the move Charm? You pack a lot of it!

  3. Hey bby I want you to install your texture pack.

  4. Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.

  5. You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

  6. I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!

  7. So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

  8. Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

  9. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

  10. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

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I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

Tonight I wanna be your six pack

After five I’ll be the only one for you and you for me.

Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen
Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

Trust me its genius [M4F]

You: If you were asked to pack a bag and leave tonight for a trip to anywhere in the whole world. Where do you like to go?

Her: what ever country she likes (Does not matter)

You: i think you should go to Greece

Her: why

You : because you are a greek goddess

Packin Punch

I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here....... But my boxers are packing some punch.

I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back

- Day 30

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Are you my shopping?

Cos i want to pack u in my trunk and drive off.

Are you a Six-pack?

Cuz I'd like to hold you like one

All map packs in COD lead me to you.

How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

I like my women, like I like my Mortadella, cured and packed with olives.

Pack your baguette and come on over, baby.

I had a dream about you last night... I dreamt you were a suitcase and I was packing you

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.

Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

If you were a map pack, I'd download you.

Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.

I only pack the essentials.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.