I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

Do you plan the Sims? Because I got the best expansion pack in my pants.

I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here. But my boxers are packing some punch.

This snow pack isn’t the only thing that’s hard

Babe, I will treat you a seven-course meal tonight. A hot dog and my six pack.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

"You pack a punch in fight club, but can you handle the impact of falling for someone like me?"

How the h**... do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

"Just like a Lunchables pack, I'm compact but full of surprises. Ready to pop open this box of charm?"

"You love dogs and dream of a big family? How about we start our own pack?"

"God surely packed extra grace when He crafted you, His most beloved vessel."

"Are you a Lunchables pack? Because I'm feeling like a kid again and I can't handle your 'fun-size' appeal."

"Are you a pack of Tic Tac? Because your freshness has become my breath's necessity."

"Are you a pack of Tic Tac? Because every moment with you refreshes my life."

"Is that a deck of cards you're wearing? Because I'm Jack, and I'd be the king of hearts if you were my queen."

"I see, your bed must have some serious persuasive skills. No suitcase stands a chance against it, I guess!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with my invisible jet pack?"

"Sounds like you're a go-getter! I must admit, ambition is more attractive than a 6-pack...most days."

"Are you a pack of cigarettes? Because every time I see you, I get this smokin' urge to light up my world."

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

"Are you a sandwich? Because you're packed with everything I've been craving."

"My schedule may be packed, but there's always special time reserved for a fascinating lady like you."

Babe, you just got me an expansion pack in my pants.

"Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for, packed with cuteness and sweetness."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because you're packed with all-natural beauty that's hard to resist."

"Just like a pack of Tic Tacs, your smile is refreshingly sweet and I'm craving more."

"Are you a pack of tic tacs? Because every moment with you is refreshingly minty and surprisingly sweet!"

"If you were a breed, you'd be 'captivating'. How about we raise an adorable pack of pups in our dream family?"

"Just like a pack of Oreo cookies in Metro Market, you've filled my shopping cart with happiness and delight."

"If you're looking to start a pack, how about we make our hearts the first two puppies?"

"You love dogs, I love dogs... Maybe it's time we start our own little pack?"

You look like you could use a Stim Pack.

"Are you a pack of Goldfish crackers? Because you've got me hooked and craving for more."

"Is your name IKEA? Because I see us surviving end of the world together in a stylish flat-pack shelter."

"Ever been arrested by a six-pack before? Because my abs have a warrant for your heart's arrest."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, all neatly packed in those cute glasses and petite frame."

"In my life's Sims 4 game, you're the expansion pack that makes everything more beautiful and interesting."

"Do you have superpowers? Because every time I see you, my heart rate feels like it's in an action-packed heroine movie."

"You must be packed with Vitamin A, because your beauty is clearly essential to my daily wellbeing."

"Are you a suitcase? Because I can't imagine my trip without packing you in my heart."

"Hey, are you a pack of orange Tic Tacs? Because I find myself unable to resist your sweet appeal!"

"Is your schedule always this packed? Because I'm busy too...falling for your captivating charm. How about a Snap exchange?"

"Haha, sounds like a case of the lazies. Need a pretend personal assistant to help you pack?"

"For such a tiny package, you sure do pack a lot of beauty."

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

"Well, who can resist the comfort of a cozy bed? Maybe some upbeat tunes can help energize you?"

"Are you a Sims 4 Expansion Pack? Because you just added a whole new level of interest to my life."

"Are you a boxer? Because your charm certainly packs a powerful punch, leaving me dazed and smitten."

"Can I be your loyal pup? Together, we'd make the cutest pack."

"Does your calendar have any room tomorrow or is it already packed with thoughts of me?"

"Are you a dog lover? Because our chemistry is so strong, I can see us raising a playful pack of pups."

"Are you a pack of smokes? Because NahidKemo can't resist lighting up when he sees you."

"Are you a pack of sour skittles? Because even when life gets tart, you make it sweet and colorful."

"Hey, did you ask Santa for a glittering six-pack or has Christmas come early for you too?"

"Did you pack my heart in your luggage? Because it took off the moment I saw you."

"Are you packed with collagen? Because your beauty is more captivating than any skin could ever be."

"Is it my vitamin C charm or my potassium-packed personality that intrigues you?"

"Ah, the struggle is real! Maybe you can pack with your mind powers?"

"Ever seen a masterpiece? Because, baby, I'm packing a Michelangelo's David in these jeans."

"Your beauty's got more bang than any bullet, babe. Are you sure you're not secretly packing heat?"

"Like a Lunchables snack, our love might come in a small package, but it's packed with all the right flavors!"

"Girl, your smile is like a box of Tic Tac candies - small but packed with sweetness."

"Are you a Sims 4 expansion pack? Because my life feels incomplete without you."

"Are you a lone wolf? Because my heart feels like it's found its wild pack with you."