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Top 50 Mount Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mount pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.


  2. Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.

  3. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

  4. You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

  5. I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.

  6. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

  7. Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

  8. I need your /dev for my mount.

  9. Baby, I wanna full-mount you...

  10. Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

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There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Girl, were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

Because you're precious.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

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Are you soda? 🥤

Because I want to Mount and do you 🥵

Hey girl, are you a flag?
Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

Girl, you can mount me any day.

I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes too.

Hey are you Mount Everest?

Cause i wanna climb on top of you

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

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Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Are you a soda?

Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)

Hey girl, are you from South Dakota?

Cause you make my Mount Rushmore

Babe, want to give this infinite drill mount a ride of a life time?

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Are you Mount Everest?

Because if I went up you I think my cock would fall off.

The mount is my favorite.

In Randori

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

Are you mount Everest

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.

Girl you're so fine

That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head