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Top 50 Mount Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mount chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.


  2. Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.

  3. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

  4. You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

  5. I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.

  6. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

  7. Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

  8. I need your /dev for my mount.

  9. Baby, I wanna full-mount you...

  10. Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

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There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Girl, were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

Because you're precious.

You're like an award winning fish

I don't know whether to eat you or mount you

Are you soda? 🥤

Because I want to Mount and do you 🥵

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

Hey girl, are you a flag?
Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

Girl, you can mount me any day.

I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes too.

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Are you a soda?

Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Are you Mount Everest?

Because if I went up you I think my cock would fall off.

The mount is my favorite.

In Randori

Are you mount Everest

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

Are you Mountain Dew?

Because I’d mount and dew you

Girl you're so fine

That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head

Girl you're like mountain dew...

Cause I wanna mount and do you

- Day 40

I know you are not a good hunt, but you sure look like you would be a perfect mount.

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!