50 Mount Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Mount rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about mount, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Mount Pickup Lines

A good Mount hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.
Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

Short and cute mount pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mount are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I need your /dev for my mount.

Baby, I wanna full-mount you...

Call me Tenzing Norgay Sherpa, cuz i wanna be the first Nepali man to climb your Mount Everest.

Do you like mountain dew

Cause I want to mount and do you

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

You can mount me any time and I will take you places.

Cheesy mount Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.

Are you mount everest?

Because I want to get on top of you.

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Ready for some Mounted Combat tonight?

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

Girl, were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

Because you're precious.

I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Corny mount Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Mount conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.

Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

Are you a game fish?
Because i don’t know wether to eat you or mount you.

You're like an award winning fish

I don't know whether to eat you or mount you

Are you soda? 🥤

Because I want to Mount and do you 🥵

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

Hey girl, are you a flag?

Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

Babe, can I call you Mariana?

Because, my Mount Everest is gonna fit perfectly in your trench.

Girl, you can mount me any day.

I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes too.

A good mount Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Mount hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey are you Mount Everest?

Cause i wanna climb on top of you

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

Girl are you /dev/sda1

Coz I really wanna mount you...

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Are you a soda?
Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)

Hey girl, are you from South Dakota?

Cause you make my Mount Rushmore

Babe, want to give this infinite drill mount a ride of a life time?

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

The mount is my favorite.

In Randori

Girl you're so fine

That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head

Do you want to mount that steering rack on my monocoque?

Are you mount Everest

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

I can be your favorite legendary mount

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mount love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mount chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.