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Top 8 Platform Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Platform chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

  2. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

    Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  3. Damn girl! Are you a cross-platform application and widget toolkit?

    Because you're a Qt.

  4. Call me ben

    Because all my girls are ten

    Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


    My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

    So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

    I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

    Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

  5. Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

    Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

  6. Perfect for potterheads

    1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical
    2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you
    3. If you know his/her house then here are some particular
    3.1 SLYTHERIN - that STUNNING look of yours you must be a SLYTHERIN
    3.2 GRYFFINDOR- are you a GRYFFINDOR coz i can feel your aura and pride
    3.3 RAVENCLAW-someone as smart as you belong in ravenclaw no doubt
    3.4 HUFFLEPUFF-you are just so adorable and sweet
    4. did you just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you
    5. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
    6. Amortentia smells like you

  7. Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

  8. What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!

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