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Top 50 Programming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Programming chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

  2. How about you include my header?

  3. Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

  4. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

  5. How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

  6. Wanna fork?

  7. I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

  8. My pickup lines are Turing complete.

  9. I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

  10. Lemme merge into your branch.

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Funny programming pickup lines

May I sniff your packets?

Are your API welldocumented?

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

I have 99% uptime.

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Let us do it in n log n time.

Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

When do I get write access?

Wanna share a DLL?

Are you into FIFO?


If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

With me you won't get IOWait.

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

If we do this over https nobody will see us.

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

I need your /dev for my mount.

My semaphores are always ready.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }