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Top 50 Programming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Programming pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Programming tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

  2. Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

  3. How about you include my header?

  4. How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

  5. Wanna fork?

  6. I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

  7. My pickup lines are Turing complete.

  8. I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

  9. Lemme merge into your branch.

  10. May I sniff your packets?

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Working programming pickup lines

Are your API welldocumented?

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

I have 99% uptime.

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This is a funny Programming pickup line!

Let us do it in n log n time.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

When do I get write access?

Wanna share a DLL?

Are you into FIFO?


If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

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Working Programming tinder opener

With me you won't get IOWait.

If we do this over https nobody will see us.

Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

I need your /dev for my mount.

My semaphores are always ready.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?