My pickup lines are Turing complete.

I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

Lemme merge into your branch.

May I sniff your packets?

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

I have 99% uptime.

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Let us do it in n log n time.

Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

When do I get write access?

Are you into FIFO?

Girl.getPhoneNumber();

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

With me you won't get IOWait.

Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

I need your /dev for my mount.

My semaphores are always ready.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

Don't play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

I have the plug for your VGA port.

Baby, you cast my int to a long.

I have already given you ssh access.

"Is your name Jetlag? Because I can't stop thinking about playing the game of love with you."

Are you a programming language? Because I'm falling for your syntax all over again.

"Are you my training program? Because when you're complete, I'm stronger and more fulfilled than ever before."

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to program in the love language."

"Ever considered turning those captivating green eyes into a workout program? They've got my heart racing non-stop."

"Just like a programming string, you complete my syntax and make everything function perfectly."

"If your smile was a program, it could crash any computer, because it's far too stunning to handle."

Are you a bot? Because you've programmed me to smile every time I see you.

"Are you a Java program? Because your beauty has raised my exceptions and I can't seem to handle it."

Well, that's when we deploy the backup pigeon! They’ve got a strict training program—highly competitive, though. Only the best get to deliver!

You must be a programming language, because when I'm with you, everything just clicks into place.

"Guess your workout program includes lifting my heart rate up, cause darling, those squats got me skipping a beat."

"Are you an Arduino board? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a bit... of programming code."

"Just like a string, you have added characters of love and charm in the program of my heart."

"You must be an AI error because you're too perfect to be programmed, stealing my heart like a real-life gangster."

Are you a spreadsheet? Because you've got my cells all hot and bothered.

"Is your name String? Because every time I want something beautiful, I find myself concatenating with you."

Are you a computer program? Because we both have a Master's in Copy & Paste!

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't run my life program without your input."

"Are you a piece of code? Because every time I see you, my system runtime gets infinitely better."

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't function properly without you in my syntax."

"If beauty were a command, you'd be the ultimate program—flawless and ready to execute some fun together!"

If you were a programming language, you'd be Java...because you're hot and always updating!

"Is your name Stella? Because you’ve just programmed your way into my heart and I can’t seem to uninstall you."

"Are you the annual school day because ever since I saw you, I can't wait for next year's program!"

"Are you a recovery program? Because your smile is the antidote to my addiction."

Well, my dream job is to combine my finance skills with programming to revolutionize the fintech industry. What about you?

Hey baby, what do you say to lettin' me inject my dependency?

"Are you a spreadsheet? Because you're perfect in every cell, and I can't get enough of you."

"Just like a favored string in programming, you are essential, adaptable and make everything more interesting."

"Are you a string in my code? Because without you, my life would be undefined."

Are you a computer program? Because your beauty is unmatched, my RAM is full of love for you.

Ah, so you like a little drama? I once convinced my cactus to join a witness protection program. Spoiler: it didn't go far. 😂

My love for you is like a video game - endless levels of excitement and no cheat codes needed.

"Hey, can I get some pot?"
"Pot? Please, we only deal with hydro around here. Get with the program, sweetheart."

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

"Are you a recovery program? Because when I'm with you, I don't feel the need for a single drop of alcohol."

"Do you believe in love at first cut, or should I run the program again?"

Are you a software update? Because I keep crashing whenever I try to run your program.

"Is your code written in angel language? Because whenever I process your data, it feels like heaven."

"Is your name Arduino? Because I've been trying to decode the language of love, but only you seem to have the perfect programming."

C'mon, baby, all I did was make a pull request. It's not like I cloned her repo or anything.

Ha! If I were AI, I’d definitely be programmed to make you laugh. Unfortunately, I don’t compute jokes as well as I do snacks!

"If we were in a movie, I'd hit pause at every moment we're together, because you're my favorite scene."

"Wow, with that much action, do you qualify for a frequent flyer program?"

"You're like a rich cocoa code in my life's program, honey. Sweet, full-bodied and utterly healing."

"Are you a string in my code? Because without you, my life doesn't concatenate properly."

Are you a computer program? Because in every code, you're the one I'd never hack erase.

"Are you my Erasmus program? Because I can't wait to explore the world with you tomorrow."

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

My goal is to create innovative financial solutions by merging finance and tech. It's all about pushing boundaries and making an impact.

"As an Army Sergeant, I'm programmed to fight, but when it comes to you, all I want is a peaceful surrender."

Im no school administrator but there's an extension program going on in my trousers...

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

Are you a bot? Because you're programmed to steal my heart with your irresistible charm.

"Are you a recycling program? Because I can't help but notice how you turn discarded moments into something beautiful."

"In the programming of my heart, your return is the only function that matters."

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't concatenate my life without your charm."

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I connect with you, my heart starts to program new feelings."

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

"Are you a robot? Because you’ve just programmed my heart to skip a beat with your smile."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because your beauty is out of this world, jetlag and all.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Are you a Microsoft Excel formula? Because you're definitely adding up to be my favorite distraction.

"Can I be your recycling program? Because I want to make sure nothing about you is wasted."

"You must be a special character in my string, because every time I see you, my heart skips an execution."

"If you were a program, I’d debug my life just to have you running in it."

Are you a Microsoft Excel formula? Because you make my heart race faster than a video game level.

Are your input sanitized.

You make me NP-hard

"Are you a string? Because I can't seem to function properly without your reference in my code of life."

I'd really like to show you my new social program and redistribute some of my holdings.

😂 If I were AI, my first program would be “Make the perfect cup of coffee.” But alas, I'm just caffeinated and typing away!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a Programming Partner."

"Wow, I hope your mattress has a rewards program. Must have enough points for a vacation by now!"

Are you a software engineer? Because you've programmed my heart to skip a beat.

"Like a string of perfect code, every character in your name makes my heart compile faster."

"Are we in a Sims 4 game? Because our chemistry is so strong it must have been programmed."

I'd like to install a program in you. It's called baby.exe.

"If your voice was a text-to-speech program, it would be my favorite sound in the world."

"Like a favorite string in my programming world, you keep running endlessly in my mind."

I'm not a scientist but if I was...

I'd use you as the template for my eugenics program

I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.

I must be the Russian space program...

Because I’m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.

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Are you a computer program?

Because you auto-complete me, and I'm totally into your algorithmic charm!

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Because you've got the perfect algorithm for stealing my heart.

Are you a computer program?

Because my heart just crashed and I need a reboot, your smile is the debug code!

If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.