50 Programs Pick Up lines

Here are 50 programs pick up lines for her and flirty programs rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about programs that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your programs rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny programs pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty programs joke for a great chat response.

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What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.
How about you include my header?
Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?
How do you feel about MySQL-injections?
Wanna fork?
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

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My pickup lines are Turing complete.

I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

Lemme merge into your branch.

May I sniff your packets?

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

I have 99% uptime.

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Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Let us do it in n log n time.

Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

When do I get write access?

Are you into FIFO?

Girl.getPhoneNumber();

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If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

With me you won't get IOWait.

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

If we do this over https nobody will see us.

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

I need your /dev for my mount.

My semaphores are always ready.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

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Don't play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

I have the plug for your VGA port.

Baby, you cast my int to a long.

I have already given you ssh access.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

Hey baby, what do you say to lettin' me inject my dependency?

C'mon, baby, all I did was make a pull request. It's not like I cloned her repo or anything.

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Im no school administrator but there's an extension program going on in my trousers...

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Are your input sanitized.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Programs love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Programs chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.