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Top 50 System Pick Up lines

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  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. Why would I need to know about the solar system?

    My whole world revolves around you.

  3. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  4. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  5. I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

  6. Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

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Working short system pickup lines to impress a girl

I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

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Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

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Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

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Want to go to Solar System space? Because I want Uranus.

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Babe, let's see what magic happens when I integrate my Shopify Shopping Feed into your system.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

Are you studying cardiovascular system. Because you see through my heart.

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

Cyclone: Systems go, Cyclone ready for action!

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

Hey girl are you a star?

Because I wanna get in your system

Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I'm here beside you.

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

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Hey girl are you a security system?

Because I'd love to p**... you

An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

Are you a magma chamber?

Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart.

I'm not a system developer...
But I'd love to work on your back end.

Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

Hey girl are you the us healthcare system

Because I'd like to get in you and have you been a financial burden for the rest of my life

Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?

But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

I'd like to do Astronomy

And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)

Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion

For my work I p**... systems can I p**... yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope

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