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Top 50 system Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of System chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  2. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  3. I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

  4. Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

  5. I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

  6. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

  7. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  8. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

  9. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

  10. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

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Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I'm here beside you.

Are you the earths coral reef system?

Cause I’m gonna fuck you so hard it’s gonna take decades to recover

Hey girl are you a security system?

Because I'd love to penetrate you

An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Are you a magma chamber?

Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart.

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.

Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus

Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion

Hey girl are you the American school system

Cause I want to fuck some kids

Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you?


For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"