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Top 50 System Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty System pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy System conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. Why would I need to know about the solar system?

    My whole world revolves around you.

  3. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  4. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  5. I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

  6. Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

  7. I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

  8. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

  9. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  10. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

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What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

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Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

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There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Hey girl are you a star?

Because I wanna get in your system

Is my navigation system is on the fritz again because I was on my way over there, but I'm here beside you.

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Hey girl are you a security system?

Because I'd love to penetrate you

An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Are you a magma chamber?

Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart.

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

I'm not a system developer...

But I'd love to work on your back end.

Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?