Top 36 Rule Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rule pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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For covid times
Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead
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Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?
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You’re the one babe to rule them all.
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Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?
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Hey, do you know the rules?
Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you -
You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
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Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
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Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
And for the finale:
* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty? -
Hey girl, are you a sine rule
Cause me under you would be equally as good as you under me
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Roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy
So screw all the rules, and come get to know me
Funny rule pickup lines
I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Are you a rule? Cuz i wanna violate you
Can you rate this direct message that i just used
Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
(Math) Are you the chain rule?
Cuz i wanna rearrange your insides
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I've never found the obstruction rule hard to obey before.
Are you the “one ring to rule them all”?
Because you’re my... pReCiOUs.
Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.
We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.
A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.
The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”
“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”
I would ask you to come to the movies with me...
But they have a rule against bringing in snacks
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
Abnegations Rules aren’t the only thing that’s Stiff
The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.
I'd like to invoke rule 615 and sequester you to my pants.
Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
That is a slide rule in my pocket.
I'll do what queens do... I'll rule the bedroom.
Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.
Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.
I am your world to rule my love.
I will rule the world.
I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.