The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Order Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Order rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about order, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Order Pickup Lines

A good Order hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you my KFC order?

    Because I’m missing two thighs!

  2. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  3. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  4. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  5. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  6. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

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What is a good Order pickup line?

Short and cute order pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about order are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

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Smooth Order pickup line

You make me raise my point of order.

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.


Cheesy order Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Did you order takeout from a restaurant? Because I am delivering some meal to your heart.

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.


I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

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Working Order tinder opener

Master Raven: I hope your affairs are in order.

Corny order Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Order conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

I will make order in your face.

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

I'm going to have to get an anti-restraining order against you

this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.


So like if I ordered a dirty martini, would you be the olive? 🫒

Because like if you think about it.. you’d be getting wet and we’d both be getting dirty

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

A good order Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Order hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

My schlongs name is Law & Order

Would you like to be my special victim?

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"

Girl are you a subway

Cause the judge ordered you gotta give me a footlong

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

Hey, girl, did you order takeout?

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth


In order to be classified as peanut butter,

Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Picking up a barista

Order a drink that begs this question:

Barista: Should I leave room?
You: No, but I've left room in my phone for your number.

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might s**... and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*

A few names

Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

Victory - 18
Patience - 16
Liberty - 15
Tempest - 13
Pettra - 12
Evangelina - 10
Jubilee - 9
Harvest - 5
Promise - 2

Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Order love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Order chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.