Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

You make me raise my point of order.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Master Raven: I hope your affairs are in order.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

Did you forget to order sushi? Because you're the most delicious thing in this room.

It happens to the best of us! Maybe a greasy breakfast is in order? What do you usually crave after a night out?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

Did you order some room service? Because you just added some spice to my vacation.

If you were a sushi order, you'd be the special of the day - absolutely irresistible.

"If you were a recipe, you'd be the one I'd never skip, but I'm happy to order in for your beauty."

"If you ever forget to order sushi again, just know I'll be your emergency delivery guy anytime."

"You always order chicken tenders, but honestly, nothing is as tender as your beauty."

"Are you a part of my sushi order? Because I'm looking at you and all I see is maki-me crazy."

"Ah, a fellow coffee enthusiast! If we ever meet, I promise to bring the best brew. Just don't judge me if I order a pumpkin spice!"

"Hearing about your basorexia, I can't help but offer my lips for treatment. What do you say, doctor's orders?"

"If you were a Chipotle order, you'd definitely be the guac—extra, because I can't resist adding more!"

Are you a sushi roll? Because you look like a delicious treat that I'd love to unwrap.

"You might need to order a whole dessert factory, because when it comes to sweetness, I'm the whole candy store!"

"Are you Joe Biden? Because I'm feeling an executive order to fall in love."

You're like a sushi platter – beautiful, unique, and definitely the most delicious thing in the room!

"Can I be your private soldier? Because I'm ready to follow every order from your beautiful eyes."

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're fresh, delightful, and totally irresistible!

"Is there a court order, Your Honor? Because every time you enter the room, my heart stands in recess!"

"Do you believe in love at first roll, or should I order the sushi platter again?"

"Doctor's orders say no sweets, but they didn't mention anything about sugar-coated conversations with you!"

"Just like your favorite chicken tenders, you're irresistibly juicy and I can't help but crave a taste."

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're too beautiful to forget.

Haha, sounds like you need a clap-activated food dispenser. I'll stick to following your orders though, what's on the menu?

Hola! That's impressive! I can barely order a burrito in Spanish. Guess I'll stick to charades for now. 😂

"Is your job as a prefect keeping order? Because you've got my heart perfectly in check."

"Coffee is basically my love language! What's your go-to order when you're fueling up for the day? ☕️"

"Wine and pasta - a classic combo. You've got taste. Any chance you're as adventurous with food as you are with wine selection?"

Are you a wingstop order? Because you're hot, spicy, and I can't get enough of you.

Haha, I love that! In my world, I'm definitely the king... of ordering takeout and watching Netflix. 😂👑

"Seems like that place can't handle a beauty like you. Mind if I try getting your order right?"

Are you a secretary? Because you've got my files all in order and looking mighty fine.

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

"Just like your coffee order, I find you uniquely irresistible and impossible to forget, are you always this enchanting?"

"Chelsea, are you sure we're not in a coffee shop? Because I feel like I just ordered a double shot of gorgeous."

"How about I cook you dinner tonight? No mix-ups, just a perfect meal for a perfect lady."

"Hey, I noticed you forgot to order sushi for yourself. Mind if I treat you to some rolls?"

"No need for tips, your sparkling eyes are already adding value to my order."

"You must be as delicious as the sushi you forgot to order, because I can't take my eyes off you."

"Are you a gavel? Because every time I look at you, my heart holds a session of 'Order in the Court'!"

"Well now, if I open the door to a unicorn tomorrow, I'd know who ordered it for me!"

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're raw-some and always leave me wanting more.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should we order the brunch again?"

"Call me aspirin, because I'm just what the doctor ordered to cure your lonely heart syndrome."

I will make order in your face.

"If you were my order, they'd never mess it up – because perfection can't be altered."

"Ah, an army officer? I bet you're used to taking orders, but how are you at taking jokes?"

I may be short, but I've got a tall order of affection reserved just for you.

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I order you another drink?"

"Are those chicken tenders you're eating? Because you're certainly adding some spice to my life."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while ordering my drink!"

"I see you love chicken tenders, but are they as tender as your heart that I'm craving to get a bite of?"

Haha, I hope you didn't accidentally order a truck online! But if you did, I call shotgun on the first ride! 😉

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I order another drink to impress you?"

"Are you a giraffe? Because your beauty gives me a tall order to reach for the stars!"

"An army officer? Wow! Do you shout orders in your sleep too, or is that just for the battlefield?"

"Are you a sniper target? Because my heart has 'shoot to thrill' orders every time it spots you."

"Ok? That’s the most suspenseful response I’ve ever received. Are we plotting a heist or just deciding what to order for dinner? 😂"

"Nice! Are you into cooking or more of a 'let's order something delicious' kind of a person?"

"Are you a Boss Baby? Because I’d follow your orders to take me out for ice cream!"

Haha, well, I might not be rich, but my personality is worth at least a cup of coffee! What’s your go-to order?

"Kuch bhi" eh? That's how I order my pizza too. Surprise me, no anchovies though - they're a deal breaker!

"Do you have a menu? Because I can’t decide whether to order a drink or your number!"

"That smirk in your story, it's more addictive than my favorite food. Can I order it with a side of those delicious lips?"

I hear you! Perhaps a cozy movie night is in order? What's your go-to film when you need to unwind?

"Are you on the menu? Because with all that height and black hair, you're the tallest order of actor I've ever seen."

Are you a Wingstop order? Because you've got all the right flavors, and I can't resist a taste.

Haha, challenges? Pfft, the biggest challenge I face daily is deciding what to order for dinner! 🍔🌮🍕

"Delivered? I hope it’s not like my last online order—items labeled ‘in stock’ but were actually in another universe! What's your imaginary order?"

"Don't worry about forgetting sushi next time, I'll be your personal reminder...and sushi date."

"I've never seen anyone make chicken tenders look as delicious as you do, want to spice things up for dessert?"

Are you a bookkeeper? Because your presence keeps my life's story in perfect order.

"Is that an order, Officer? Because I've always been a rebel at heart! 😉"

You're the missing ingredient in my sushi roll. Can I be the soy sauce to your life?

"As a sergeant, I'm used to giving orders, but your smile just made my heartbeat go AWOL!"

"Woah, fast forward button hit! Let’s master the art of ordering takeout together before we leap into parenthood, shall we?"

"Even without sushi, you still manage to be the most delicious thing in this room."

"Ever thought about getting your orders from the 'Cafe of My Heart'? They never mess up an order."

Your smile is the best prescription, doctor's orders say you're perfection.

"Hey, if you were a takeout order, I'd never mess you up because you're perfect just the way you are."

"Can't believe they always mess up your order, because with a girl like you, nothing should be less than perfect."

"Do you have a boyfriend? Because my heart just filed for a restraining order against my dating skills!"

Are you a drive-thru menu? Because I can't decide what to order, but I know I want you.

"Your golden hair outshines the Ukrainian sun, are you the stunning view my dreams ordered?"

"If a girl as beautiful as you were on the menu, I'd order you every time."

Over the moon? I thought I was just having too much caffeine! Should I drop a satellite with my coffee orders? 🚀☕

If you were on the menu, I'd definitely order you first - you're the most delicious thing here.

"Ah, a lady who knows her way around Italian cuisine. I must say, your choice tells me a lot about your sophisticated palate."

"Because one’s gotta handle the pizza orders while the other manages the popcorn supply... priorities, right? 😂 What’s your ideal movie snack?"

"If chicken tenders are your forever dish, can I be your forever date?"

Did we order from McDonald's? Because you're the one I'm lovin' and I'm lovin' it!

"Well, if they keep messing up your order, how about I make dinner for us instead? I promise perfection."

"Left on delivered? Sounds like my last pizza order—great anticipation but no delivery! Let's change that and chat more about our favorite toppings!"

"Lunch bars are a game changer! What’s your go-to order when you’re treating yourself? I’m always on the lookout for new favorites!"

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should we order another round to find out?"

"Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I order you another plate of chicken tenders?"

"As a boxer, you keep everything in order, but I'm the boyfriend who'll disrupt your clean room with our passionate chaos."

inking coffee in a cozy café.

"Is your coffee as enchanting as your smile, or should I order something else to match?"

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

"I believe congratulations are in order, you just stole my heart with one glance."

"Seeing you transform chaos into order is truly enchanting, need a hand to create more magic together?"

"Well, in that case, order a sugar rush because even it can't match the sweetness I bring to this table."

If you ever need help remembering to order sushi, just let me know - I'll make sure you're taken care of.

Are you a naughty secretary? Because you've got my files all in order, and I'm loving it.

"They say height matters, but clearly, it’s all about who gives the best orders! Want to join my team?"

"With that stunning view, I’d say a little exploration is in order—care to guide me on the adventure?"

Everything? That’s a tall order! Let’s play a game: I’ll share my most embarrassing moment if you share yours. Deal?

"Well, that's a relief! I'll cancel the rocket I ordered for our date at the International Space Station then."

If you were a sushi order, you'd be the special roll - unique and worth savoring.

Are you a barista? Because you just made my heart skip a beat with your coffee order.

"In this army life full of orders and discipline, your smile gives me the sweetest chaos."

"If each bean you throw is a sign of affection, can I order a whole can?"

"If you ever need a reminder, I'll always remember to order sushi...and a side of your smile."

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Or should I order us another round?"

"Your Honor, are you a gavel? Because whenever you speak, all I hear is 'Order, Order' in my heart!"

"Coffee is the ultimate fuel! What's your go-to order? I’m all about that espresso life—perfect for late-night adventures."