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Hot pickup lines for girls at Tinder and chat

Top 50 order Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Order chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  2. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  3. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  4. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  5. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

  6. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  7. I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

    First order of business will be me taking you out

  8. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  9. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  10. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

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You make me raise my point of order.

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

A little elaborate, but bear with me.
So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks.

Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you.

You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical.

Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"

Boom. Panties, meet floor.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

For Valentine's day.

When ordering at Starbucks, or any place that's asks for your name.

"Can I get your name?"

"Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?"

Did you abandon the first order in your first battle?

B/C you FN as hell

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

I have this friend

I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"

Hey, girl, did you order takeout?

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS

The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.

You have a belief about it being hard!

Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...

You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.

You think you're not good enough.

Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.

This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"

You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.

The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as

GOOD ENOUGH!

This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET

When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.

You will become WOMEN MAGNET

You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.

The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.

This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.

In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:

Why am i trying to get every girl?

Why am i trying to win them over?

Why does it have to be so hard?

Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?

Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?

MOST IMPORTANT ONE:

Why do i hate myself?

You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.

BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so

If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up

Peace

In order to be classified as peanut butter,

Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Picking up a barista

Order a drink that begs this question:

Barista: Should I leave room?
You: No, but I've left room in my phone for your number.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*