Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

You make me raise my point of order.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Master Raven: I hope your affairs are in order.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

"Are you a part of my sushi order? Because I'm looking at you and all I see is maki-me crazy."

"Is your drink as intoxicating as your smile, or should I order us something stronger?"

"You might need to order a whole dessert factory, because when it comes to sweetness, I'm the whole candy store!"

"Hearing about your basorexia, I can't help but offer my lips for treatment. What do you say, doctor's orders?"

"You always order chicken tenders, but honestly, nothing is as tender as your beauty."

"Just like your favorite chicken tenders, you're irresistibly juicy and I can't help but crave a taste."

"Can I be your private soldier? Because I'm ready to follow every order from your beautiful eyes."

"Doctor's orders say no sweets, but they didn't mention anything about sugar-coated conversations with you!"

"Do you believe in love at first roll, or should I order the sushi platter again?"

"Is there a court order, Your Honor? Because every time you enter the room, my heart stands in recess!"

"Wine and pasta - a classic combo. You've got taste. Any chance you're as adventurous with food as you are with wine selection?"

"Is your job as a prefect keeping order? Because you've got my heart perfectly in check."

"Seems like that place can't handle a beauty like you. Mind if I try getting your order right?"

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

"Just like your coffee order, I find you uniquely irresistible and impossible to forget, are you always this enchanting?"

I will make order in your face.

"Are you a gavel? Because every time I look at you, my heart holds a session of 'Order in the Court'!"

"Chelsea, are you sure we're not in a coffee shop? Because I feel like I just ordered a double shot of gorgeous."

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

"Kuch bhi? Kya baat hai! That's my go-to order at the menu of life."

"Well now, if I open the door to a unicorn tomorrow, I'd know who ordered it for me!"

"Call me aspirin, because I'm just what the doctor ordered to cure your lonely heart syndrome."

"How about I cook you dinner tonight? No mix-ups, just a perfect meal for a perfect lady."

"No need for tips, your sparkling eyes are already adding value to my order."

"Are those chicken tenders you're eating? Because you're certainly adding some spice to my life."

"If you were my order, they'd never mess it up – because perfection can't be altered."

"Your restaurant may get your order wrong, but I promise to always get your smiles right."

"I see you love chicken tenders, but are they as tender as your heart that I'm craving to get a bite of?"

"Ah, an army officer? I bet you're used to taking orders, but how are you at taking jokes?"

"An army officer? Wow! Do you shout orders in your sleep too, or is that just for the battlefield?"

"Kuch bhi" eh? That's how I order my pizza too. Surprise me, no anchovies though - they're a deal breaker!

"Nice! Are you into cooking or more of a 'let's order something delicious' kind of a person?"

"Are you on the menu? Because with all that height and black hair, you're the tallest order of actor I've ever seen."

"That smirk in your story, it's more addictive than my favorite food. Can I order it with a side of those delicious lips?"

"Can I call you my Starbucks order? Because from the moment I saw you, I knew you were a 'venti' in Dari!"

"Are you a sniper target? Because my heart has 'shoot to thrill' orders every time it spots you."

"Is that an order, Officer? Because I've always been a rebel at heart! 😉"

"Ever thought about getting your orders from the 'Cafe of My Heart'? They never mess up an order."

"As a sergeant, I'm used to giving orders, but your smile just made my heartbeat go AWOL!"

"Woah, fast forward button hit! Let’s master the art of ordering takeout together before we leap into parenthood, shall we?"

"Hey, if you were a takeout order, I'd never mess you up because you're perfect just the way you are."

"Can't believe they always mess up your order, because with a girl like you, nothing should be less than perfect."

"Your golden hair outshines the Ukrainian sun, are you the stunning view my dreams ordered?"

"Ah, a lady who knows her way around Italian cuisine. I must say, your choice tells me a lot about your sophisticated palate."

"If chicken tenders are your forever dish, can I be your forever date?"

"Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I order you another plate of chicken tenders?"

"As a boxer, you keep everything in order, but I'm the boyfriend who'll disrupt your clean room with our passionate chaos."

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

"I believe congratulations are in order, you just stole my heart with one glance."

"Well, in that case, order a sugar rush because even it can't match the sweetness I bring to this table."

"Seeing you transform chaos into order is truly enchanting, need a hand to create more magic together?"

inking coffee in a cozy café.

"Is your coffee as enchanting as your smile, or should I order something else to match?"