The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Order Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Order chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  2. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  3. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  4. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  5. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

  6. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  7. I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

    First order of business will be me taking you out

  8. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  9. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  10. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

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Funny order pickup lines

You make me raise my point of order.

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

For Valentine's day.

When ordering at Starbucks, or any place that's asks for your name.

"Can I get your name?"

"Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?"

Did you abandon the first order in your first battle?

B/C you FN as hell

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

I have this friend

I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"

Hey, girl, did you order takeout?

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

In order to be classified as peanut butter,

Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Picking up a barista

Order a drink that begs this question:

Barista: Should I leave room?
You: No, but I've left room in my phone for your number.