Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

My Nasdaq is always up.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Your price or mine?

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Would you be interested in large growth investment?

Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

I want controlling interest of your assets.

I'd be your angel investor any day.

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

Are you in the singles market?

Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

Are your legs available for some open market operations?

I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

I got a tiny investment for you.

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

I'm like quantitative easing: inflation will soon follow.

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Girl, are you a online shopping cart that I have abandoned? Because I am seeing you everywhere.

You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.

All my dating campaigns have been worthwhile because I have reached you.

You got the online coupon to my heart.

Girl are you into multichannel approach? Because I would like to enter you in as many ways as I can.

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

All I think all day is how your name fits in my broad match keywords.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate.

I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter

You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'll put the hedge in your fund.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value.

You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your click through rate

You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into PVC

You into stocks and b**...?

How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?

Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience.

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.

Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.

Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.

You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.

Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.

No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.

How'd you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it.

My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste?

When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?

I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight.

Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny.

Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time.

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

All conversion paths lead to you.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending.

These stocks aren't the only thing rising.

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

I will never abandon your shopping cart.

You got my conversion at first sight.

Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter.

Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?

Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.

"Just like a Metro Market Oreo, you're deliciously irresistible and I find myself wanting more."

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

"How about we turn these stocks into bonds? I'd love to be your personal guide in the Morgan Stanley universe."

Babe, your optimization score is 10.0.

Did you just come from the farmer's market? Because you're the most delicious thing I've seen all day.

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

"Is your name Google Analytics? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in marketing."

Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"Your captivating Vietnamese allure must be illegal; it's stolen my heart faster than a Saigon night market swipe."

Haha, not quite! I'm still on the market for a groom. Any takers? Just kidding... unless? 😉

"Is your name NASDAQ? Because my heart's value skyrockets whenever I see you."

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

I am in love with you at your title and description.

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

"Ever dreamed of a private stock market tutorial? Only requirement is a candlelit dinner with me."

My love for you is an endless session duration.

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.

"Are you a stock? Because I've noticed your value rising the moment I walked into the room."

I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

"Could we redefine 'beauty sleep'? You've already cornered the market on beauty, let's explore sleep together."

"Shopping for cookies at Metro Market? How about you take me instead, I promise I'm twice as delicious as an Oreo."

You are much better than jailbait, you are my clickbait.

"That nose ring really suits you; I’m curious, does it come with a partner or are you still on the market?"

"How about we turn those stock market lessons into Stock Dates, and I promise, you'll never bear a loss with me."

If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy.

"Is your name JDM? Because just like Japanese Domestic Market, you're specifically made to exceed all standards."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your marketing booth again?"

"They say the stock market is unpredictable, but my intention to teach you, and win your heart, isn't."

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my smile goes up!

"Did we meet at a party or was it a spice market? Because our conversation was hotter than Iranian saffron."

So, what is the top conversion path to get you scream in bed?

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

"Girl, are we in the cookie aisle at Metro Market? Because just like an Oreo, I’m falling apart without your cream filling!"

"How about we turn those candlestick charts into a romantic dinner and I can educate you about trading till dawn?"