If you were a stock,

I’d ride it to the top and never sell

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

"Is there a secret ingredient in your ramen? Because every time I taste it, I fall more in love with you."

"Are you a secret ingredient in these ramen noodles? Because everything becomes tastier around you."

"Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you in my life."

"You must be a best-selling author because your beauty has written a love story in my heart."

Are you a demon in disguise? Because I'd sell my soul to keep your eyes.

"You're headed to the shop? Beware, they might try to keep you, because nothing they sell is as priceless as you are."

"Are you a best-selling novel? Because every time I look at you, I'm hooked from page one."

"Does your ramen bring warmth like your smile does? Because it's the best thing I've tasted."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep your love in my possession.

Oh, trust me, I think you're selling yourself short! Your smile in that photo is truly captivating. 😊

"Ever thought about running a bookstore? Because you've got my attention, like a best-selling novel by Philip K. Dick."

Are you a demon in disguise? 'Cause I'd sell my soul just to keep those eyes.

"Do you add a bit of sugar in your ramen? Because it's almost as sweet as you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your marketing booth again?"

Are you a sales executive? Because you've got me convinced to buy whatever you're selling!

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul for a chance to possess your beauty.

That’s awesome! Must be all the good vibes from our chat. I’m telling you, we should bottle this energy and sell it!

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs? Because you know how to make my wiener stand.

"Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd sell my soul to keep your alluring appeal."

"Can I have a bowl of your ramen and a side of that delightful charm that makes everything better?"

"Is your ramen as delightful as your smile? Because that would truly be the ultimate bowl to savor."

"Before you rush off to the shop, let me tell you, your beauty would surely outshine any gem they sell there."

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd sell my soul to keep your enchanting presence near mine.

"Is your name Ramen? Because you've instantly spiced up my day."

Are you a fallen angel? Your beauty is divine, I'd sell my soul to make you mine.

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd sell my soul to keep that heavenly smile in my possession.

Are you a sales manager? Because you've got me convinced to buy whatever you're selling - love, perhaps?

"Can your ramen recipe match the warmth of your eyes, or is this an unattainable task?"

"Funny sometimes is better than not funny at all, don't sell yourself short!"

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep your beauty close.

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I could lose myself in both."

"Are you sure there's no magical ingredient in your ramen? It's as captivating as you are."

"Hey, don't sell yourself short! Your aura radiates a beautiful, unique charm that's far from boring to me."

"Do these ramens come with your sweet smile or is that an extra?"

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you, your beauty I must possess.

"Isn't it amazing how we're both here, drawn together by the glow, just like moths to these beautiful lamps?"

Don't sell yourself short. You're more than enough. Let's embrace imperfections together and see where it takes us.

Don't sell yourself short; you're not a trash can, you're a dumpster fire! But hey, who doesn't love a little chaos? 😂

"Are you a marketer? Because I can't resist your call to action."

"Are you a best-selling novel? Because I can't stop checking you out."

"Just like in marketing, I'm here trying to promote my love to your heart."

"Did your father sell diamonds? Because you're absolutely radiant with priceless charm."

"Ever thought of being an Oreo model? Your milk-drenched abs could sell more than just the daily dairy."

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

Your allure is like a devil's charm, I'd sell my soul just to hold your arm.

"Flirting with you would be like trying to sell sunglasses to a blind person - completely pointless!"

Haha, well, I think you're selling yourself short. Your words intrigued me, and I want to know more about the person behind them.

I actually work at IKEA

We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night

"You must be a best-selling novel, because every time I read into your eyes, I find myself lost in a beautiful story."

"Did your charisma increase our sales? Because your smile is definitely marketing my heart."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you near, you possess beauty beyond compare.

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd gladly sell my soul to possess a beauty like yours.

"You must be a sales executive, because you've got me wanting to buy everything you're selling."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to possess the beauty in your eyes.

"Your beauty rivals any anime character, and your intellect? Straight from the pages of a best-selling novel."

"Just like in marketing, I can't resist investing in a high-value asset like you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my marketing strategy."

"Are you part of this ramen recipe? Because everything gets instantly better with you around."

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd sell my soul to keep you by my side, no less.

"Is your forehead a billboard? Cause it's got all my attention and it's making me want to buy everything you're selling."

"Are you a marketing strategy? Because whenever I see you, every other thing becomes a target market."

Are you Terry Hayes? Because you must be a best-selling novel - irresistible and full of suspense!

Do you sell hotdogs?

Because you surely know how to make my wiener stand.

Your devilish charm has me under your spell, selling my soul just to be with you.

"Hey girl, they put me in marketing because I knew I'd be great at selling myself to you."

"Is your ramen's recipe a secret? Because its taste is as irresistible as your charm."

I beg to differ, I think you're selling yourself short. I see a spark in your eyes that's truly captivating.

I bet u would be good at selling hot dogs.

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile, or should I prepare for a delightful surprise?"

"Your charm and grace leave me in a trance, I'd sell my soul just for a chance."

"If beauty were a product, you'd be the best-selling ad I can’t resist!"

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I can't help but crave more."

You should start selling hotdogs.

Cuz you can make a wiener stand

"Girl, are you my business? Because I want to invest all my time in marketing you."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Is your smile a secret ingredient? Because every time you flash it, these instant ramen noodles seem to taste better."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul just to possess a moment with you.

Hey Girl can I be an app on your phone?

So that I can track you anywhere and sell everything about you to strangers for cash.

"Does your ramen come with a side of your beautiful company? It's a flavor I can't resist."

"Can you add a special topping to my ramen? Because a smile from you would make it perfect."

"Do you work in SEO? Because I just can't seem to rank higher than number one in your search results."

"Going to the shop quickly? Hope they sell maps there, because your smile is a path I'd love to get lost in."

"You must be the latest marketing strategy because I can't stop investing my thoughts into you."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you by my side, deal sealed with a kiss.

Your devilish charm has me under your spell, I'd sell my soul just to hear you tell.

Your beauty shines brighter than any gem, I'd sell my soul to have you as my femme.

"Did you know they put me in marketing? Because your beauty is the only product I need to sell."

"Are we at Hallmark? Because our friendship feels like a best-selling relationship card."

Are you a demon? Because I'd sell my soul just to possess your beauty and appeal.

"Investment banker? I prefer to call myself a Love Broker, specializing in high-yield romance. No short sells here!"

Hey girl are you a human kidney because I wanna lock you in my freezer and sell you on the black market

Your eyes are like a forbidden spell, a deal with the demon I'd gladly sell.

"Oh, don't sell yourself short. After all, I haven't met a guy who can make my heart race through text before."

"Do your noodles bring warmth like you do? Because you've just melted my heart."

"Just like a successful campaign, you've managed to capture my attention and interest effortlessly."

Are you a deal with a demon, as precious as a gem? Because I'd sell my soul to keep you by my side's hems.

"Selling lamps may seem peculiar, but it's nothing compared to the mystery of your radiant smile."

Haha, well, I think you're selling yourself short! You may not be good at everything, but who is? At least you're great at making me laugh!

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I can't seem to resist either."

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I just lost myself in it."

"Is your brand's ramen as enchanting as your smile, because I'm totally swept off my feet here?"

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'd sell my soul to keep you as my dreamin'.

Are you a demon? Because I'd gladly sell my soul to keep you by my side, dear.

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile or does it serve the second best after you in this shop?"

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Hotdogs

Hey girl you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

Hey are you the devil

Cuz i wanna sell my soul to you

(seriously though - what's with me and demonic pick up lines?)

Not sure if this is original please tell me if not

Are you the Devil?
Cause I’d sell you my soul

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want.

You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living. Would you be my elsa and help me?

Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio?
(Where are they selling the tickets to win this prize?)

I will buy and hold you forever. Never selling you.

Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a w**... stand.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a w**... stand.

Your smile could sell a half-million magazine covers.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because your script check was flawless.

Just call me the guy working at one of those mall kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.