If you were a stock,

I’d ride it to the top and never sell

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

"Are you a secret ingredient in these ramen noodles? Because everything becomes tastier around you."

"Is your name Google Analytics? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in marketing."

"You must be a best-selling author because your beauty has written a love story in my heart."

"Are you a best-selling novel? Because every time I look at you, I'm hooked from page one."

"You're headed to the shop? Beware, they might try to keep you, because nothing they sell is as priceless as you are."

"Does your ramen bring warmth like your smile does? Because it's the best thing I've tasted."

"Ever thought about running a bookstore? Because you've got my attention, like a best-selling novel by Philip K. Dick."

"Going to the shop? Be careful, your sexiness could cause a sell-out situation!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your marketing booth again?"

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs? Because you know how to make my wiener stand.

"Is your ramen as delightful as your smile? Because that would truly be the ultimate bowl to savor."

"Before you rush off to the shop, let me tell you, your beauty would surely outshine any gem they sell there."

"Is your name Ramen? Because you've instantly spiced up my day."

Did you know you can make a decent living selling hot dogs?

Because you sure know how to make a w**... stand

"Funny sometimes is better than not funny at all, don't sell yourself short!"

"Can your ramen recipe match the warmth of your eyes, or is this an unattainable task?"

"Are you sure there's no magical ingredient in your ramen? It's as captivating as you are."

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I could lose myself in both."

"Do these ramens come with your sweet smile or is that an extra?"

"Hey, don't sell yourself short! Your aura radiates a beautiful, unique charm that's far from boring to me."

"Are you a best-selling novel? Because I can't stop checking you out."

"Just like in marketing, I'm here trying to promote my love to your heart."

"Did your father sell diamonds? Because you're absolutely radiant with priceless charm."

"Isn't it amazing how we're both here, drawn together by the glow, just like moths to these beautiful lamps?"

"Ever thought of being an Oreo model? Your milk-drenched abs could sell more than just the daily dairy."

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

"I'm selling these lamps to shed some light on the fact that you're the most dazzling sight here."

I actually work at IKEA

We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night

"You must be a best-selling novel, because every time I read into your eyes, I find myself lost in a beautiful story."

"Did your charisma increase our sales? Because your smile is definitely marketing my heart."

"Just like in marketing, I can't resist investing in a high-value asset like you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my marketing strategy."

"Your beauty rivals any anime character, and your intellect? Straight from the pages of a best-selling novel."

"This might sound cheesy, but does your ramen have a secret ingredient like you? Sweetness perhaps?"

"Is your forehead a billboard? Cause it's got all my attention and it's making me want to buy everything you're selling."

"Is your ramen's recipe a secret? Because its taste is as irresistible as your charm."

"Hey girl, they put me in marketing because I knew I'd be great at selling myself to you."

"Are you a marketing strategy? Because whenever I see you, every other thing becomes a target market."

Do you sell hotdogs?

Because you surely know how to make my wiener stand.

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile, or should I prepare for a delightful surprise?"

I bet u would be good at selling hot dogs.

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I can't help but crave more."

"Do you sing? Cause I'd love for you to harmonize with my confidence and maybe we could create a best-selling duet."

You should start selling hotdogs.

Cuz you can make a wiener stand

"Girl, are you my business? Because I want to invest all my time in marketing you."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Is your smile a secret ingredient? Because every time you flash it, these instant ramen noodles seem to taste better."

"Does your ramen come with a side of your beautiful company? It's a flavor I can't resist."

Hey Girl can I be an app on your phone?

So that I can track you anywhere and sell everything about you to strangers for cash.

"Can you add a special topping to my ramen? Because a smile from you would make it perfect."

"Do you work in SEO? Because I just can't seem to rank higher than number one in your search results."

"Going to the shop quickly? Hope they sell maps there, because your smile is a path I'd love to get lost in."

"You must be the latest marketing strategy because I can't stop investing my thoughts into you."

"Does your ramen have a secret ingredient like your charm? It's irresistibly delicious and warming, just like you."

"Did you know they put me in marketing? Because your beauty is the only product I need to sell."

"Are we at Hallmark? Because our friendship feels like a best-selling relationship card."

"Investment banker? I prefer to call myself a Love Broker, specializing in high-yield romance. No short sells here!"

"Oh, don't sell yourself short. After all, I haven't met a guy who can make my heart race through text before."

"Ever thought of buying a lamp? Because I can't seem to find anything that shines brighter than your smile."

"Do your noodles bring warmth like you do? Because you've just melted my heart."

"Just like a successful campaign, you've managed to capture my attention and interest effortlessly."

"Is your ramen as enchanting as your smile? Because I can't seem to resist either."

"Selling lamps may seem peculiar, but it's nothing compared to the mystery of your radiant smile."