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Top 38 Selling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Selling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Selling conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a GME stonk?

    Because i wouldn't sell you at any price

  2. Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?

    Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand

  3. If you were a demon I'd sell my soul just to seal a deal with you.

  4. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

  5. Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

  6. If you were a stock,

    I’d ride it to the top and never sell

  7. If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

  8. Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

  9. Did you know you can make a decent living selling hot dogs?

    Because you sure know how to make a weiner stand

  10. If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

    Actually my mates Joke

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I actually work at IKEA
We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night

Do you sell hotdogs?

Because you surely know how to make my wiener stand.

I bet u would be good at selling hot dogs.

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

You should start selling hotdogs.

Cuz you can make a wiener stand

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Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

Hotdogs
Hey girl you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand

Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

Hey are you the devil

Cuz i wanna sell my soul to you

(seriously though - what's with me and demonic pick up lines?)

Not sure if this is original please tell me if not

Are you the Devil?
Cause I’d sell you my soul

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

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Does your father sell diamonds? Because your script check was flawless.

Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?

You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living. Would you be my elsa and help me?

¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio?
(Where are they selling the tickets to win this prize?)

Just call me the guy working at one of those mall kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.