I only wanted a week’s supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.

"Are you a highlighter? Because everything seems dull until you brighten my day."

Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because you're a connection stronger than my study motivation."

"Are you familiar with the laws of supply and demand? Because whenever I'm near, demand for your attention skyrockets."

"Oh absolutely! Sounds like we'll need an infinite supply of sparkling conversations... and maybe some actual sparkles too!"

"How about a coffee? In return, I pledge an endless supply of reasons to keep that beautiful smile glowing."

Darling I will supply you with stash of sweets and my never ending love for you.

"Is your notebook empty? Because I'd love to fill it with the story of us."

You raised my supply depot and I can't lower it.

"Are you a pencil? Because you're definitely the highlight of my day, adding color to my black and white world."

"Is your name Costco? Because you've got everything I'm looking for, including a lifetime supply of chicken!"

"Can I borrow a pencil? Because I can't erase you from my mind."

This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"Just like correction tape, you make everything around you look more perfect than it originally was."

"You've surrendered, but I promise to rule your heart with kindness, and an endless supply of affection."

"Are you a pencil? Because you're quickly becoming the highlight of my life, I can't erase you from my thoughts."

"Forget about pencils and papers, what you need is a date with me to make your school life interesting."

"Is your name Homework? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."

Are you my market equilibrium point?

Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

"Are you a Fortnite supply drop? Because my heart starts racing every time you're about to land in my life."

Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.

"Studying Siemens' energy systems made me realize, you light up my world more than any power grid could."

: "If you had to pick between a lifetime supply of tacos or sushi, which one would you choose?"

"Definitely sushi. Because then, at least I'll always have something to roll with. 🍣"

"Do you think you like that? Because I've got an endless supply of charm and wit just for you."

"Do you need a study partner? Because I can't help but notice, we've got some serious chemistry."

"Is your name 'Stapler'? Because you seem to have a knack for holding everything together."

"Do you need a study partner? Because together, I think we could create the perfect chemistry."

Does the cake come with icing

Or do i have to supply it?

"Are you a baker? Because your sweetness has me craving a lifetime supply of your love-cake."

"Are you a 24/7 iron supply? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart beats stronger than ever."

"Well, could I interest you in a lifetime supply of laughter, adventures, and unforgettable memories as payment?"

"Can I be your calculator? Because I can't help but add up all the things that make you perfect."

"Are you a notebook? Because I can't help but feel we're bound to create some beautiful stories together."

"Can we model our relationship on the principles of supply and demand? I demand, you supply the love."

"How about a gift that keeps giving? A lifetime supply of charm, wit, and unforgettable nights with me."

"You're like a demand curve, darling, always rising high, my heart's supply can't keep up, it's reaching the sky."

"Your happiness is contagious, may I catch a lifetime supply?"

"Are you a hydrogen fuel cell? Because our chemistry could spark an endless supply of energy!"

"Can I offer you a lifetime supply of cuddles? Because your beauty is irresistible, my heart's already snuggled in."

"Like a demand schedule, your charm peaks high, sending my heart's supply to the sky."

"For your birthday, would you consider a lifetime supply of my love and affection?"

"Feeling thirsty? Because I've got an endless supply of sweet compliments that could make any girl's heart hydrated."

"Has anyone ever told you there's a beauty tax? Because you owe a lifetime supply of smiles."

"Well darling, since you're offering anything, I think I'll take a lifetime supply of your enchanting smile and tantalizing kisses."

"So you wouldn't want anything else, huh? Not even a lifetime supply of my irresistible charm and kisses?"

"Is your name Ballpen? Because you've written your essence all over my heart, and it's an essay I don't mind studying."

"Studying Siemens' energy system can be complex, but with you, even the most complicated algorithm seems simple."

"Are we in a global supply chain? Because I feel a strong connection between us, just like Siemens' networks."

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Just like how studying Computer Energy Systems is integral to understanding Siemens, knowing you is essential to my happiness."

"Holding your hand feels more addicting than the sweetest dessert, can I get a lifetime supply?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it and wouldn't mind ordering a lifetime supply."

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

"Are you a correction tape? Because every time I see you, my past mistakes seem to just disappear."

"I think we need a lifetime supply of long hugs, because your warmth is addictive!"

"Ever explored the global supply chain circuit of Siemens? Let's navigate it together over coffee, perhaps?"

"Is your name Demand? Because my heart has an elastic supply for your affection."

"Are you a Fortnite supply drop? Because my heart starts racing every time you're dropping into my vicinity."

"No love in your life? Don't worry, I've got a lifetime supply that's only meant for you."

"Is your name Sharpie? Because you've permanently made a mark on my heart."

Can you make a Pulp Fiction related pickup line?

The best one wins a life time supply of oxygen

"Baby, are you a Fortnite supply drop? Because when I see you, my heart starts racing like it's the final circle."

"Is it groceries you're after or are you just restocking on your supply of sexy?"

"Can I be your textbook tonight? You’ll always keep turning my pages to know more about my love story."

If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!

During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!