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Top 47 Vending Machine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vending Machine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  2. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  3. Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

    Because your snack is here.

  4. Did it hurt?

    ...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

  5. Is your mom a vending machine?

    Cus' ur looking like a snack

  6. Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

    Cause you look like a snack

  7. Are you a vending machine?

    Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine

    Because you da snacc

  9. Did it hurt?

    When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc

  10. Do you live in a vending machine?…

    …cause, grrl, u a snack.

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Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

Are you a vending machine

Because i want you on top of me

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you are a snack

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If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

Do you live in a vending machine?

Because you are a snack

Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.

Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~

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Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack

Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack

Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack

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E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine

because you lookin like a snack.

Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.

Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.

I am a vending machine, shake it right girl and I will fulfill your wildest dreams.

I have all the D-imes you need.

I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.

I would foundle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.