Top 45 Vending Machine Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vending Machine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vending Machine conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Did it hurt? When you fell?
And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack -
Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
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Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
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Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
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Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
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Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc
Funny vending machine pickup lines
Do you live in a vending machine?…
…cause, grrl, u a snack.
I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
Are you a vending machine
Because i want you on top of me
Did you fall from a vending machine?
Cause you lookin like a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.
Do you live in a vending machine?
Because you are a snack
Are you a vending machine?
Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
Do you live in a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack.
Were you born in a vending machine?
Cos you look like a snack
B6
Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack
Hey did it hurt when you where falling?
From the vending machine because u a full snack
E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine
because you lookin like a snack.
Are you stuck in a vending machine?
Cuz i wanna take you out
Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!
Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.
Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?
Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.
Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.
Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.
Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.
Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.
Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.