Top 50 Vending Machine Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Vending Machine rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Vending Machine pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Did it hurt? When you fell?
And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack -
Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
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Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
Working short vending machine pickup lines to impress a girl
s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.
Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.
Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.
Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
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Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc
Do you live in a vending machine?…
…cause, grrl, u a snack.
I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
Are you a vending machine
Because i want you on top of me
Did you fall from a vending machine?
Cause you lookin like a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you are a snack
-Day 2
If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.
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Do you live in a vending machine?
Because you are a snack
Do you live in a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack.
Are you a vending machine?
Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
Hey did it hurt when you where falling?
From the vending machine because u a full snack
Were you born in a vending machine?
Cos you look like a snack
Are you stuck in a vending machine?
Cuz i wanna take you out
E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine
because you lookin like a snack.
Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?
Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
B6
Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack
This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.
Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!
Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!
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Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.
Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?
Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.
Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.
Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.
Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.
Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.
Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.
Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.
I am a vending machine, shake it right girl and I will fulfill your wildest dreams.
I have all the D-imes you need.
I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.
I would foundle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.
If you were a vending machine, what buttons do I need to get your numbers?
So, you like vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Vending Machine phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Vending Machine lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.