Top 50 Vending Machine Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vending Machine pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vending Machine tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Did it hurt? When you fell?
And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack -
Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
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Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
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Sex is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get orgasmic goodies.
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Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
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Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.
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Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.
Working vending machine pickup lines
Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to suck on one tasty snack.
Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
Do you live in a vending machine?…
…cause, grrl, u a snack.
I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
Are you a vending machine
Because i want you on top of me
Did you fall from a vending machine?
Cause you lookin like a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you are a snack
-Day 2
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.
Do you live in a vending machine?
Because you are a snack
Are you a vending machine?
Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
Hey did it hurt when you where falling?
From the vending machine because u a full snack
Were you born in a vending machine?
Cos you look like a snack
Are you stuck in a vending machine?
Cuz i wanna take you out
E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine
because you lookin like a snack.
Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?
Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
B6
Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack
This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.
Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!
Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!
Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.
