Top 42 Vending Machine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vending Machine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

   Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

2. Did it hurt?

   "What, when I fell from heaven?"
   
   "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

3. Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

   Because your snack is here.

4. Did it hurt?

   ...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

5. Is your mom a vending machine?

   Cus' ur looking like a snack

6. Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

   Cause you look like a snack

7. Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

8. I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

9. Are you a vending machine

   Because i want you on top of me

10. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

    Because you are a snack
    
    -Day 2

Funny vending machine pickup lines

If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

Do you live in a vending machine?

Because you are a snack

Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.

Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~

Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Hey did it hurt when you where falling?
From the vending machine because u a full snack

B6

Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack

Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack

Sex is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get orgasmic goodies.

So, you like vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?

This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!

Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.

Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?

Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.

Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to suck on one tasty snack.

Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.

Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.