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Top 50 Vending Machine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Vending Machine chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  2. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  3. Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

    Because your snack is here.

  4. Is your mom a vending machine?

    Cus' ur looking like a snack

  5. Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?

    Cuz you a snack

  6. Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

    Cause you look like a snack

  7. Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

    Because you a snak

  8. Are u a vending machine?

    Cuz u look like a snack.

  9. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

    Cause you're exactly what I wanted

    - Day 114

  10. Are you a vending machine

    Because i want you on top of me

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What is a Vending Machine pickup line?

Funny vending machine pickup lines

Stolen from Jacksepticeye
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.

Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?

Because u a snack

Did it hurt when you fell from ...

The vending machine?

'Cuz, you a snacc

Do you live in a vending machine?

Because you are a snack

Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.

Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Cause you a snack

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you looking like a snack

Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack

B6

Oh sorry, I thought this was a vending machine, cuz u lookin like a snack

Hey girl did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because Ur a snack ;)

Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

Did it hurt when you fell...

From the vending machine because you looking like a snack.

E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine because you lookin like a snack

Oh god that was horrible

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz u a snac

B6

Sorry, I thought this was a vending machine because you’re a snack

Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack

Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack

Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Are you a vending machine? Because I see you have all the right snacks I desire!

Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!

Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.

Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?

Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.