50 Pump Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Pump rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about pump, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Pump Pickup Lines

A good Pump hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm jealous of your heart..

Because it's pumping inside of you ;)

Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry
Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?
My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.
I want to pump you harder than an eyelash curler.
Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.
Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

Short and cute pump pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pump are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

Baby let's make like a transport protein and pump some hydrogen.

It's long, hard and Pumps like a b**..., but that's just the Truck

Orange you pumped for Halloween?

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Hey there, do you need to use my pump to keep you going?

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

Cheesy pump Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I am so jealous of your heart

Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not

You dont need ABCs ( transporters) to get my membranes pumping!

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Babe, you could grab my pump any time.

Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

Babe, you are the fuel that keeps my heart pumping.

Girl I work at the gas station, and I am ready to pump some fuel into you.

Corny pump Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pump conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

If I pay for your gas, would you grab my pump?

Babe, want to see how I can pump out sweet sugar with my sugarcane?

Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

Need an oil change? I'd pump some engine oil inside you.

Girl, you inflate me good and get me pumped up.

Would you like a full service gas station tonight where I pump your gas?

I am jealous of your heart

It can pump inside you the whole day and i can't

You pump my heart like epinephrine.

Are you a balloon?

Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.

Hey I'm jealous of your heart

Girl : what ? Why ?

Me : Because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

I am jealous of your heart. Because it’s pumping inside you and I am not.

If you were a fruit you’d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.

A good pump Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pump hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

Can I call you gas?

Because I want to pump you in the back of my car

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

Are you iron?

Because I want to pump some

Hey girl are a pump shotgun...

Cause I want to shoot our kids in the head for 200 damage .

Are you weak to water type moves?
Because I wanna use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.

... in my van

Hey girl

You must be gasoline, because even though you expensive I still want to pump you in my van

I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

Nice hose, does it pump?

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

I would love to pump you all night long.

Hey there, do you need to use my pump?

I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.

Baby tonight I am prepared and gladly do it twice, ejecting all the load inside my pump. (Mercy)

Wanna help me clean my pump?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pump love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pump chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.