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Top 50 Pump Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pump pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pump tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm jealous of your heart..

    Because it's pumping inside of you ;)


    Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

  2. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

  3. My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

    The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  4. I want to pump you harder than an eyelash curler.

  5. Hey girl are you petrol?

    Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

  6. Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

  7. I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

  8. It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck

  9. Orange you pumped for Halloween?

  10. Got pumpkin? Because I want to pump our future kin into you.


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Working pump pickup lines

Im jealous of your heart
Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Hey there, do you need to use my pump to keep you going?

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

I am so jealous of your heart

Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not

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Babe, you could grab my pump any time.

Are you a rock type Pokémon?
Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

Babe, you are the fuel that keeps my heart pumping.

Girl I work at the gas station, and I am ready to pump some fuel into you.

Are you Tesla? Because instead of pumping you gas, I'll pump you with some electricity.

Babe, want to see how I can pump out sweet sugar with my sugarcane?

If I pay for your gas, would you grab my pump?

Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

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Working Pump tinder opener

Girl, you inflate me good and get me pumped up.

Would you like a full service gas station tonight where I pump your gas?

I am jealous of your heart

It can pump inside you the whole day and i can't

You pump my heart like epinephrine.

Are you a balloon?

Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.

Hey I'm jealous of your heart

Girl : what ? Why ?

Me : Because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

I am jealous of your heart. Because it’s pumping inside you and I am not.

If you were a fruit you’d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

Can I call you gas?

Because I want to pump you in the back of my car

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.