Top 25 Punch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Punch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

2. I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

3. Are you a tree?

   Because punching you gives me wood.

4. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

5. Can you punch me real quick?

   Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

6. Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

   Cuz I'm kool and have aids

7. Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

   But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

8. Are you a Minecraft tree block?

   Cause I want to punch you

9. I want to punch you in the dick -

   - with my cervix.

10. Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

    Cause id love to knock you up

Funny punch pickup lines

I wanna punch you in the face
Softly with my lips

Are you a sucker punch to the stomach?

Because you took my breath away.

I feel like you're a punching bag...

Cause you make me wanna hit hard on you

Are you a punching bag?

Because i want to hit on you

I'm gonna

I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

I am going to punch you in the mouth
With my own mouth softly because I like you

You know why they call me One-punch Man?

Because I can make you reaching climax with a single punch, or I will say a single fist

Packin Punch

I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here....... But my boxers are packing some punch.

I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.

I'd like to punch your core.

I got my bore punched.

Once you get a taste of my falcon punch, you will never want another bird.

My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.