Top 21 Punch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Punch chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

2. I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

3. Are you a tree? Because punching you gives me wood.

4. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

5. Can you punch me real quick?

   Cause I’m looking for an excuse to hit on you

6. Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

   But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

7. Are you a Minecraft tree block?

   Cause I want to punch you

8. I want to punch you in the dick -

   - with my cervix.

9. I wanna punch you in the face

   Softly with my lips

10. Packin Punch

    I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here....... But my boxers are packing some punch.

Funny punch pickup lines

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I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

Are you a punching bag?

Because i want to hit on you

I feel like you're a punching bag...

Cause you make me wanna hit hard on you

I am going to punch you in the mouth

With my own mouth softly because I like you

You know why they call me One-punch Man?

Because I can make you reaching climax with a single punch, or I will say a single fist

I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.

I'd like to punch your core.

Once you get a taste of my falcon punch, you will never want another bird.

I got my bore punched.

Honey, it's all right if you got a temper, 'cuz I can take a punch.

My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.