Top 50 Boxing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boxing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Boxing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. If I am barbie...

   You are the box that I come in.

2. Are you a box?

   Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

3. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

4. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

5. Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

6. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

7. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

8. I realize I’m too late take your virginity, but I’d like the box it came in

9. Are you a limited editon box?

10. I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

Funny boxing pickup lines

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

You must be a boxer. One look, and are thrown.

You can look through my tackle box.

Can I put my cross in your box?

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

Boy, wanna find out if you're the Kwisatz Haderach?

Then you gotta put your hand in this box.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Want to play barbie? Ill play ken and you can be the box he cum's in

Lets play barbie

Ill be ken and you can be the box that i come in.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

If i cant have your virginity...

Would you at least let me play with the box it came in ?

Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

(Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?

Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

That Dress looks great on you, You know where it'll look better?

In the Evidence Box of a rape trial

Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

Wanna play Barbies?

I'll be Ken and you can be the box I came in.

Girl, you make me feel like Muhammad Ali

When I'm with you all I want to do is eat box and sleep.