Top 50 Boxing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boxing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. If I am barbie...

   You are the box that I come in.

2. Are you a box?

   Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

3. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

4. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

5. Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

6. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

7. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

8. I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

9. Are you a limited editon box?

10. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Funny boxing pickup lines

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

You can look through my tackle box.

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

Can I put my cross in your box?

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

Lets play barbie

Ill be ken and you can be the box that i come in.

Hey baby are you a boxer?

No Why?
Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!

Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Hey, patch notes came in.

You make my dick’s hit box larger

Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

(Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?

Let's play barbie.

Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.

Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

That Dress looks great on you, You know where it'll look better?

In the Evidence Box of a rape trial

Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

Wanna play Barbies?

I'll be Ken and you can be the box I came in.

Girl, you make me feel like Muhammad Ali

When I'm with you all I want to do is eat box and sleep.