Top 50 Boxing Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Boxing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Are you a box?
Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.
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Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
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Mind if I stuff your ballot box?
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Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.
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Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!
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I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.
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I'd love to stuff your ballot box.
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Are you a limited editon box?
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Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected. -
Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
Funny boxing pickup lines
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
You must be a boxer. One look, and are thrown.
You can look through my tackle box.
Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
Can I put my cross in your box?
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
Lets play barbie
Ill be ken and you can be the box that i come in.
Hey baby are you a boxer?
No Why?
Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!
Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.
If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.
Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.
If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
(Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
Let's play barbie.
Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.
Are you a fragile box?
Because I want to handle you with care
Tinder + Bioengineers
(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)
If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.
If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.
If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.
You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.
You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.
If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.
My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.
We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.
Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.
I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.
Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.
Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...
But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.
Wanna play Barbies?
I'll be Ken and you can be the box I came in.
Girl, you make me feel like Muhammad Ali
When I'm with you all I want to do is eat box and sleep.
Plays midget boxing , kneel and give me some shots.
I like my girls like i like my police boxes bigger on the inside and more beautiful on the outside.
Did you just rip out my voice box?
Cause you leave me speechless
Are you a box?
Because I'd love to stuff my junk in you