Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Is your name Heskey?

Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Call me Totti.

Because I’ll be loyal to you.

Are you Barça?

Cause you always have possession of my heart.

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Lionel?

Because you made my pants Messi.

Our bond is so tight i just might tap.

Hey girl.

What's your bracket lookin like this year?

Girl your like cardio, you get my heart racing.

Don't mind me as I full wheel you.

Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.

Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

I wish I could run straight towards your heart.

You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.

Are you related to David Beckham?

Because you got those curves!

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

My name is Shaun White.

All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

Wow, you're flexible... I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.

I would love the chakrasana on me any day.

Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.

You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm will to try again for you.

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

Hey girl you me north south position?

Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.

Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.

I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.

Is your name Vincent?

Because I could do with your Kompany.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.

You're the protien to my shake.

Hey Baby!

I adore you more than how the nation loves basketball.

Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?

Are you a down ball? Cause I dig you.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Are you a tight set cause I just wanna get the tip in.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

You're above par.

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

Are you Garreth Bale?

Because you make me go bananas.

Call me Coutinho.

Because I’m great in the hole.

Hey gurl wanna see my kettleballs.

Is that new underwear? I've just seen your Super-G.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Namastay here or come home with me?

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

You should see what I can do with ice.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

If you were a volleyball I'd be sure to call you mine.

You can put your hands at my heart's center.

Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

Fencers are great at using proper protection.

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Will you be my doubles partner for prom?

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

Want to hold my shaft?

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

You lane or mine?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

Are you Sergio Ramos?

Because you're out of this world.

9 holes and chill?

I like long runs on the beach.

If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...

Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!

Wanna discover why my companions call me the Scoring Apparatus?

Are you a hypoxic set? Because baby you take my breath away.

I see we're both doing pigeons!

Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

Hey girl, the court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.

Are you Andrea Pirlo?

Because you're a work of art.

Do you play for West Brom?

Because Albion top of you tonight.

Do you play basketball?

Because you’re a slam dunk!

Want to see my tennis tan lines?

Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.

I'll restring your racket...if you restring mine.

I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.

Excuse me sir you look familiar.

Are you a famous basketball player?

Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

Oh, baby, let me see that fleche!

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

Girl, you don't need to warm up, you've been running through my mind all day.

Hey girl you can feel my racket anytime.

Will you repel me?

Can I dribble through your legs?

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.

You must be a let, because I would do you over and over again.

Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.

Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?

Your love is like a cage..I can't escape it.

If I court you, will it be a love match?

Call me Huntelaar.

Because I’m Klaas.

I know tae kwon do.

Can I see your racquet? No not that one the other one.