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Top 50 Independence Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Independence Day chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Im tired of being Independent, can I join your party?

  2. Whooo! Party like it's 1776!

  3. You look independent. Wanna join my party?

  4. 18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

  5. Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes

  6. Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

  7. Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.

  8. Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

  9. Can I, like, annex you?

  10. Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

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Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

Give me your panties or give me death.

Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.

How about that George Grenville? What a boob!

I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

How would you win over the heart of a patriot?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.

I have a great relationship with my mother… country.

I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!

I know Benjamin Franklin.

I will go full-term in your oval office

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

I'd start a revolution for your number.

I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.