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Top 50 Independence Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Independence Day pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Im tired of being Independent, can I join your party?

  2. Whooo! Party like it's 1776!

  3. Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

  4. You look independent. Wanna join my party?

  5. Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.

  6. Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes

  7. "The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

  8. Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

  9. Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

  10. Can I, like, annex you?

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Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

Give me your panties or give me death.

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Baby, you're a firework.

I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

How would you win over the heart of a patriot?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.

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I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!

I know Benjamin Franklin.

I will go full-term in your oval office

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

I'd start a revolution for your number.

I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.

I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!