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Top 50 Fourth Of July Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fourth Of July pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fourth Of July conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of orgasm

  2. How about that George Grenville? What a boob!

  3. Now you don't need a penis to vote…but you can still borrow mine.

  4. "The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

  5. Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.

  6. Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes

  7. Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

  8. Baby, you're a firework.

  9. Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

  10. Can I, like, annex you?

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Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

Give me your panties or give me death.

Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.

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I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.

I have a great relationship with my mother… country.

I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!

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I will go full-term in your oval office

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

I'd start a revolution for your number.

I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.