50 Fourth Of July Pick Up lines

Here are 50 fourth of july pick up lines for her and flirty fourth of july rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about fourth of july that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your fourth of july rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fourth of july pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fourth of july joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Fourth Of July Pickup Lines

A good Fourth Of July hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of o**...
How about that George Grenville? What a boob!
Now you don't need a p**... to vote…but you can still borrow mine.
When we touch, it's electric
Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of kiss destruction.
Give me your panties or give me death.

Short and cute fourth of july pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fourth of july are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'll do your process.

18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.

Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

Baby, you're a firework.

Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

Cheesy fourth of july Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

How would you win over the heart of a patriot?

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

Corny fourth of july Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Fourth Of July conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.

I have a great relationship with my mother… country.

I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!

I know Benjamin Franklin.

I will go full-term in your oval office

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

I'd start a revolution for your number.

Can I, like, annex you?

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

A good fourth of july Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Fourth Of July hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

I'm not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it's the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn't mean anything to you right now, but you'll see what I'm talking about in a few hundred years. I'm from the future!

If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.

If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can't tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.

If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.

If you're incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.

It's big, like my signature.

Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.

Let' put the screw back in screwdriver.

Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.

Let's do it in Philadelphia.

"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fourth Of July love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fourth Of July chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.