Top 50 Columbus Day Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Columbus Day rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Columbus Day pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Can I conquer you?
I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...
I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.
Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let's take voyage back to my place.
It's Columbus Day....can I explore your New World?

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Hey baby. Want to go and trade some goods?

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica,

but I much prefer the one in front of me.

I am trying to discover a passage to the east indies or into your u**..., whichever is easier.

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

I have more of a Santa Maria than a Pinta if you know what I mean.

Sooo...do you come here often?

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Wanna see my Pinta?

Don't worry ... It's shorter than you think.

Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

Can I discover if the carpet matches the drapes?

The Queen sent me to discover what is in your pants, gurrrrl.

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Do you land here often?

You want to end up in the wrong place?

My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope.

Can you throw me a pickup line?

Come to this continent often?

Hey babe, did you know I'm a better lover than Ferdinand Magellan?

Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?

Hey babe, did you know you are the perfect cure for seasickness?

Hey babe, even though I am an admiral, I'm definitely not all wet when it comes to romance.

Columbus discovered the new world; I want to discover your body.

Hey babe, want to go sailing over my bounty main?

Hey babe, ever wondered why I am the capital of Ohio?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???

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How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?

God I love a man in…my neighborhood bar.

Columbus Day: the only day where white conservatives celebrate a Hispanic guy coming to America.

Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?

Get ready to man your torpedo, sailor.

Hey sailor, you’re the coke to my cola!

For a sailor, you seem so grounded.

Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?

Hey girl! You’re like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.

Hey sexy! may I drop my anchor into your island?

Hey, sailor. Got any sweater vests that need bedazzling?

How about you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?

Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.

I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

I can show you a brand new world.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Columbus Day phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Columbus Day lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.