Top 50 Election Day Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Election Day pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Election Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.
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Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...
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How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?
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Mind if I stuff your ballot box?
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Fancy a look at my majority?
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Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.
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I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?
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This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?
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The Communist Party believes in sharing.
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Want to see a well hung parliment?
Working election day pickup lines
I'd love to stuff your ballot box.
If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes.
If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...
Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?
If you show me your polling card, I will show you mine!
I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.
Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.
Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.
If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?
Are you as free as America tonight?
Let's make some bad decisions together, just not here.
Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?
I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.
How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...
What's your lawn sign?
Room for one more ... in that voting booth?
Can I put my cross in your box?
So do you come to this polling place often.
Come to my party, I'll guarantee to get you in Labour.
If you're real nice, I'll write you in.
Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...
Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.