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Top 50 Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thanksgiving pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  2. You look like thanksgiving Dinner

    Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

  3. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  4. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  5. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  6. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  7. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

  8. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  9. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  10. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

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Funny thanksgiving pickup lines

Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?

Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?

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Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.

That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

I know what I'll be sticking in your cornucopia.

I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.

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Working Thanksgiving tinder opener

Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

Do you like stuffing?

I hate turkey. But I love you!

Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.

I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.

Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.