Top 44 Turkey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Turkey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Turkey conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey boy call me turkey

   Because I want that filling of yours ;);)

2. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

3. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

4. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

5. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

6. If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

7. Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

8. That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

9. I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.

10. Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

Funny turkey pickup lines

I hate turkey. But I love you!

I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

When it comes to making tasty turkey, I'm a master baster.

I hope that turkey's not the only thing about to get stuffed.

I have an 8inch Turkey leg back at my crib if you wanna follow me.

Hello, would you like me to fan you with my wumbo eyelashes while you eat turkey?

Are you a forest in Turkey

Cuz you are on fire. (Help me improve the last part im thinking of using this)

Edit: "Best pick up line I've ever heard "

Are you a turkey?

Cuz I wanna stuff you up and eat you out

Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.

Hey baby are you a Thanksgiving turkey

Because I'll stuff you and cover you in my gravy

How about a Thanksgiving roleplay?

You'll be the Turkey and I'll be stuffing you.

Are you from Turkey?

Because Erdogan I've been looking for

Is it Thanksgiving

Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

Are you a turkey

Cause I wanna get to stuffing

Are you like thanksgiving turkey?

Because I got my stuffing ready for you.

Are you from Turkey?

Because you’re such a delight.

You must be a turkey

Because I’d love stuffing you

This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?

If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

Don’t be such a turkey.