Top 17 Russia Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Russia chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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You remind me of Russia in 1917,
I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...
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Have you considered becoming communist?
Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
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Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
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Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
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Hey girl are you from russia? Cause you dope.
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You must be from Russia
Cause I know where I'm Putin my dick tonight
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Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?
Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
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Your new name is "Mother Russia." And I don't know if we have crude oil, but I'm going to drill you all night long.
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Russia with love
Are you in a Gulag?
Because I want to make you mine -
Babe are you Russia
Because you are rushing in to this relationship
Funny russia pickup lines
You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?
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Hey girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
Shall we elope to Moscow, or am I Russian into things?
Hay girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
Are you the bourgeoisie of Russia in 1917?
Because you're making my proletariat rise up.
Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?
Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
Hey baby are you from Russia
‘Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate