Top 21 Russia Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Russia pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Russia conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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You remind me of Russia in 1917,
I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...
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Have you considered becoming communist?
Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
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Are you Russia?
Bcuz you're wayy out of everybody's league.
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Are you from Russia?
Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
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Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
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Hey, girl are you from Russia?
Cause you dope.
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You should call me Russia
Because I will never leave U-kra-ine
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What’s the difference between us, Russia and Ukraine?
Russia already came inside Ukraine
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Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?
Because I feel an uprising in my lower class
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You sweep me off my feet like mass starvation swept through Soviet Russia ️
Funny russia pickup lines
Your new name is Mother Russia.
And I don't know if we have crude oil, but I'm going to drill you all night long.
Are you Russia?
Cause you russian my heartbeat ;)
Russia with love
Are you in a Gulag?
Because I want to make you mine
Babe are you Russia
Because you are rushing in to this relationship
Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?
Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
Hey baby are you from Russia
‘Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate
Shall we elope to Moscow, or am I Russian into things?
You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?
Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
Hey girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
Hay girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!