Top 50 America Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty America pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. On a scale of one to America

   How free are you today?

2. Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

3. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

4. On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

5. Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

6. I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.

7. Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.

8. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this afternoon?

9. Are you as free as America tonight?

10. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

Funny america pickup lines

My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)

When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)

On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)

Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America....

How free are you tonight?

Girl are you the current state of America?
Because everyone is observing you from a far

I represent America for a reason

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

I was frozen in ice for decades... Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)

Are you America

Because you have a lot of problem

Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?

I am Captain America, and I like the way you move, Liberty.

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

You might not be America,...

But I found a whole new world with you.

Letterkenny comes through

On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?

Are you Miss America?

Because you're kind of pretty.

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On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

You must be from Central America…

because you’re El Salv-adorable.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)

Are you from Central America?

Because my favourite characteristics… you’ve Guatemal.

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally