Top 50 America Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty America pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy America conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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On a scale of one to America
How free are you today?
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Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.
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You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
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On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?
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Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.
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I jumped the border to america
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
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Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.
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On a scale of one to America, how free are you this afternoon?
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Are you as free as America tonight?
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Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!
Funny america pickup lines
My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)
When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)
On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)
70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)
Girl are you the current state of America?
Because everyone is observing you from a far
Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America....
How free are you tonight?
I represent America for a reason
"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
I was frozen in ice for decades... Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)
Are you America
Because you have a lot of problem
Is that kim jong-un nuking america?
Or is that just my heart pounding?
On a scale of 1-America
How free are you for dinner
Hey girl, is your body western America?
Cus you can call me lewis and clark
Here's one for the Corona Virus
Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
Are you a school? Cuz I'd shoot kids in you
(America be like)
You might not be America,...
But I found a whole new world with you.
Letterkenny comes through
On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?
Are you Miss America?
Because you're kind of pretty.
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On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you from Central America?
Because my favourite characteristics… you’ve Guatemal.
You must be from Central America…
because you’re El Salv-adorable.
Are you from Central America?
Because you’ve made me finally Belize in love.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.