Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.

On a scale of one to America, how free are you this afternoon?

Are you as free as America tonight?

Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)

Xialing: Did America make you soft?

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)

You're the stars on my spangled banner (Captain America)

Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America....

How free are you tonight?

"Is the thrill of taking risks in America as enchanting as the spell your gorgeous eyes cast?"

Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far

"If the world’s falling apart, at least let me wake up tomorrow wrapped in your arms—sounds much better than the news!"

"That's cool! Watching Chinese movies with you would surely make learning Mandarin more fun and... tantalizing."

"If we face another uncertain day, can I at least start it by seeing that beautiful smile of yours?"

"Young Sheldon, huh? Smart and funny - just like you. I'm more of a 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' guy, myself."

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you to be my Valentine tonight?"

"If waking up tomorrow feels daunting, how about we get lost in each other tonight instead? You’re irresistible."

"Was moving to America your biggest risk? Because meeting you has become my greatest reward."

"In a world gone crazy, your smile is the only thing I want to wake up to. Care to share it?"

I represent America for a reason

"Forget the election results; how about we make our own future... starting with a little fun together?"

"Your petite Dominican charm is America's loss, and my gain. Can I age for both of us, beautiful?"

"Young Sheldon, huh? Bold of you to mix entertainment with quantum mechanics. It's fascinating!"

"Nice taste in shows! Would you be my Penny if I promise to be your Leonard with a hint of James Bond?"

You must be America, because you're my manifest destiny.

"You moved continents out of courage, how about we explore starting a new adventure together?"

"On a scale from one to America, how free are you to chill with me in my dreams tonight?"

"In a world of chaos, your smile is my favorite peace. Can I borrow it for a little while?"

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight to hear my three favorite words: I love you?"

"If life feels heavy after the election, let me lift your spirits—starting with that gorgeous smile of yours."

"Are you a dream? Because after these election results, I'd rather stay lost in your eyes than face reality."

"Are you a rainbow? Because you bring color to my gray thoughts about tomorrow after all this election chaos."

"Feeling lost in this crazy world? Let’s escape together; I promise to make every moment as captivating as you."

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you this Valentine's Day?"

"Ah, a fan of intellectual humor and complex characters. Very attractive! How about we make our own version of 'Big Bang Theory' soon?"

"Is your smile a remedy? Because after this election, I could use a little heat to brighten my day!"

"If tomorrow's a nightmare, let me steal your dreams tonight—you're far too beautiful to wake up alone."

"On a scale from one to America, how free are you to let this sixteen charm you tonight?"

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

"Are you from Tehran? Because I can't resist your charm, just like America can't resist sanctions!"

"With your gorgeous looks, America's freedom isn't the biggest risk anymore, falling for you is."

"Oh, Young Sheldon! A combination of humor and intellect, quite a choice. Are you into such smart comedies?"

I was frozen in ice for decades... Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)

Are you America

Because you have a lot of problem

"Are you from the Crossroads of America? Because my heart's been at a crossroads since I saw you."

"Like Biden does with America, can I count on your love every four years, sweetheart?"

"Amidst all the chaos, your kindness shines brighter than any election result. Can I share a moment with you?"

"Have you been around the world? Because my heart feels like it's just discovered America when I see you."

"If the world feels heavy tomorrow, can I be the reason you wake up smiling instead?"

"If tomorrow feels heavy, let’s make today lighter together—your smile is the sunshine I need right now!"

"Well, in that case, we already have something in common. I love that movie too! Have you watched 'Coming to America'?"

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight to explore the chemistry of our hearts this Valentine's Day?"

"Did you risk moving to America just to steal every guy's breath away with your beauty?"

"Your eyes must be stars, because they outshine every salsa night in Latin America."

Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?

Is your name Liberty? Because you've got me feeling as free as America on Independence Day.

"Are you a dream? Because I’d rather get lost in your eyes than wake up to reality tomorrow."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel, Miss Blonde America?"

"If the world’s ending tomorrow, can I at least spend tonight getting lost in your captivating eyes?"

On a scale of 1-America

How free are you for dinner

"You're a melody in the courtroom, with your ebony locks and songwriting heart; Tbilisi's finest now lighting up America."

"Young Sheldon, huh? Not bad. I could already imagine how cute you'd look trying to comprehend his science talks."

I am Captain America, and I like the way you move, Liberty.

Did you dress up to send me a snap, or are you auditioning for America's Next Top Model?

"You took a leap of faith moving to America, how about taking a chance on me tonight?"

"On a scale of America to North Korea, how free are you to exchange smiles over OmeTV tonight?"

"Are you a magic spell? Because waking up next to you would make any election result worth it."

Hey girl, is your body western America?

Cus you can call me lewis and clark

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

"You’re the spark I need to forget the chaos; want to explore some delightful distractions together?"

"Taking the risk of moving to America was brave, but the biggest chance I'm willing to take is missing a conversation with you."

"Your beauty outshines the American dream, did you have to risk it all just to steal my heart?"

Are you a school? Cuz I'd shoot kids in you

(America be like)

You might not be America,...

But I found a whole new world with you.

Letterkenny comes through

On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?

Are you Miss America?

Because you're kind of pretty.

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Are you from Central America?

Because you’ve made me finally Belize in love.

Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

Are you from Central America?

Because my favourite characteristics… you’ve Guatemal.

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)

You must be from Central America…

because you’re El Salv-adorable.

When I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain America

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

A no kiss pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!

Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you're America's Finest

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.

My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America... that makes me Palatino.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to meet this week?

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

Remember, Columbus didn't actually discover America, it was Kanye.

Hey babe, I'd like to discover you as much as I discovered America.

Columbus Day: the only day where white conservatives celebrate a Hispanic guy coming to America.

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment ..... halftime.

Let's have a drink for America and see what happens next

Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for!

If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.

If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?