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Top 50 South Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty South pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you Abraham Lincoln?

    Cuz there’s an uprising down south.

  2. So, you go south for the winter?

  3. Hey girl you me north south position?

  4. You want to take a trip down South tonight?

  5. Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.

  6. Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

  7. I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

  8. If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

  9. You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

  10. I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

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You are my heart and Seoul.

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Because youre causing an uprising down south.

Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

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Are you the avatar? Because you just activated a portal in my South Pole.

Hey girl, are you from the south?
Cause I’d like to “bayou” a drink

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

I may not have a tongue sweetheart but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

I motion for a 30 minute unmoderated caucus in the delegate of South Korea's pants.

I don't know which South American country you are from, all I know is that I can't take Mayas off you.

Abraham Lincoln

Hey girl are you Abraham Lincoln? Cause you're starting an uprising down south.

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Working South tinder opener

Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

Hey girl, if you'll be lower Manhattan then Ill be the South Tower

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

If you are the south end of a magnet...

Then I must be the north end because damn im attracted to you .

Are you Jefferson Davis? Cause you're making the south rise.

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

Damn girl, are you an insurrection in the 1800’s?

Because you’re causing an uprising down south

Hey girl, are you from South Dakota?

Cause you make my Mount Rushmore

I must be lost...

...Because I thought the land of fairies was further South.