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Top 50 South Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty South pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy South conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey are you Abraham Lincoln?

    Cuz there’s an uprising down south.

  2. So, you go south for the winter?

  3. Hey girl you me north south position?

  4. You want to take a trip down South tonight?

  5. Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.

  6. Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

  7. I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

  8. If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

  9. You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

  10. I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.


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You are my heart and Seoul.

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Because youre causing an uprising down south.

Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

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Are you the avatar? Because you just activated a portal in my South Pole.

Hey girl, are you from the south?
Cause I’d like to “bayou” a drink

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

I may not have a tongue sweetheart but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

You must be some badass girl, ‘cause you’ve got my Spidey senses tingling south.

I motion for a 30 minute unmoderated caucus in the delegate of South Korea's pants.

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Abraham Lincoln

Hey girl are you Abraham Lincoln? Cause you're starting an uprising down south.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

Girl are you in South Orlando?

Cause I wish you were here Kissimmee

If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar

Context:

in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

Hey girl, if you'll be lower Manhattan then Ill be the South Tower

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

Are you Jefferson Davis? Cause you're making the south rise.

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

Hey girl, are you from South Dakota?

Cause you make my Mount Rushmore