Top 50 Inside Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Inside pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I was going to call you beautiful,

   But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

2. I like my women how I like my tesla

   Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

3. My pussy is like the weather

   When it gets wet you should come inside

4. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

5. Are you the capitol?

   Because I wanna bust inside you

6. I'm jealous of your heart..

   Because it's pumping inside of you ;)
   
   
   Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

7. Hey girl, are you an oven?

   Cause I wanna melt inside you

8. Hey girl, are you a mirror?

   Cause I can see myself inside you.

9. Hey girl are you a cemetery?

   Because I’m dying to get inside you

10. Hey beautiful,I think you are a hotel room?

    Cause I wanna be inside you for just one night ;)

Funny inside pickup lines

Hey boy, are you bleach?
Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

Many people will come into my life

But I only want you to come inside me

Damn girl, are you area 51?

Because I'd die to get inside you.

Can I be your mask?

Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

Hey girl, are you a tree?
Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

Are you the cold side of the pillow?

Because I wanna burry my face inside you.

You can call me food because, trust me,

You need me inside you

I’d say you’re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

Are you a box?

Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

I’m like a bee

I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

Are you into radiology?

Because I want you to see what is inside of me.

Is your name Ukraine?

Because I want to be inside you.

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

It's bigger on the inside.