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Top 50 Places Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Places pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Places conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

    has clearly never stood next to you

  2. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  3. I looked for the best places to eat out...

    Turns out that you came on top of the list

  4. Do You Like Whales?

    Cause we can go humpback at my place.

  5. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  6. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  7. Hey girl are you a queen?

    Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

  8. Hi I am Microsoft.

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

  9. How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

    I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

  10. Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

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Funny places pickup lines

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;
I'll bring the wood

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Where's your favorite place in the world?

Mine is right next to you.

Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)
No- Good , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)

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I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

We could do some cardio at your place !

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

Baby these ain belly rolls, these succulent bundles of joy.

I'd love to get into your plants!

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

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Working Places tinder opener

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.