Hey girl are you a queen?

Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

Hi I am Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood

Where's your favorite place in the world?

Mine is right next to you.

The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

We could do some cardio at your place !

Baby these ain belly rolls, these succulent bundles of joy.

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I'd love to get into your plants!

If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.

I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

I can be your travel pillow.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.

Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

It's pretty plane and simple... I really think we could take off.

You make me Les Miserable.

You can classify me in your fantasy collection.

Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?

I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.

It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.

"Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Are you alone? A beautiful girl like you should not travel alone.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

I don't mind if you come with baggage.

Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

With you, my interest rate is rising.

In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Hey girl, we just met, but I think we're gonna really take off.

Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

Do you have overdue books? 'Cause you have FINE written all over you.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Lets take a wok to my place.

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

I love a man with a raised bed.

My Nasdaq is always up.

If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Hey so you want to see some magic?

You and I will go to your place have kiss and I’ll disappear in the morning.

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?

I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

What's up girl, I've got AC at my place.

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

You lookin' for crabs? Because I already got them.

Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.

Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.

Disregarding my Thalassiphobia

I would wanna go into your deep wet place.

Want to have some Ramen at my place?

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I would love to spread them!

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

I'd like to check you out through a tsa scanner.

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.

Your price or mine?

How about we head back to my place and spread that "wealth" that is your legs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

Wanna join the mile high club?

Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

Come back to my place and I'll make your bow quiver with my arrow.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

Come back to my place, because I can leave your World Shaking.

Wanna come back to my place for an ice cap?

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Knock knock! Who's there? Baby owl.

Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place.

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Hey girl, the court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.

Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

Let's take voyage back to my place.

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

Any girl wanna check their baggage?