Top 50 Stands Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Stands chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?
Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.
(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh) -
My dick is such a gentleman
It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
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Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
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Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
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None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.
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If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
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Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
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Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!
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Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?
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Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?
Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand
Funny stands pickup lines
Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...
My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.
I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.
You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!
Do you work at IKEA
Because I’d like to buy one night stand
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Are you a Drill Sargent
Cause you make my privates stand
I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.
Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?
Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...
Are you a stand user?
Because meeting you isn't a coincidence
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?
Hey girl! Can I stand here next to you?
I've farted over there...
Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.
I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.
You can call me intolerant...
Because I can't stand how beautiful you are.
I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.
"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
I must of been on stand by.
Cause you just turned me on.