None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

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Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Are you a Drill Sargent

Cause you make my privates stand

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I will be your deck that you can stand on.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U

Juri: Ahaha! Stand up, you monster! Don't you wanna try and devour me?

Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

Are you standing full? Because I would bust you any time.

Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?

Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Are you a stand user?

Because meeting you isn't a coincidence

You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my p**... would stand for you.

Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

Emilie: How long can you stand my attacks?

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car. You better learn that.

I don’t have a home to go back to. In here, I stand a chance at least with you.

"Did your cowlick stand up or is it just happy to see me? Either way, it's as adorable as you are."

Like a diamond in the rough, your height may be small, but your beauty stands tall.

"Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my 'sorry', now it stands for 'Simply Outstanding, Radiant and Remarkably You'."

"Your cowlick's like a sweet rebellion, just as charming and unique as its owner. Can I join the fun?"

Can I be your good time charm? Because with you, bad times don't stand a chance.

"Even your cowlick stands up to announce that the world's cutest girl has arrived."

"Have you ever been called Google? Because everything I've been searching for is standing right in front of me."

"They say I missed my calling as a stand-up comedian, but don't worry, the only thing I'll be throwing are jokes!"

In a crowd of many, you stand out like a gem,
Even in silence, I can't help but notice them.

Even in your stature so small, I still stand in awe of you, I never falter or withdraw.

"Your captivating Filipino charm has me hooked. Standing beside you, I feel like I've found my paradise."

Your height may be small, but your charm is tall. In your presence, I can't help but stand in awe.

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Don't stand alone in the rain, love, my heart is already an umbrella yearning to shelter you."

"Like a painting in a gallery, you stand out with grace and beauty, a true work of art."

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

Your height may be small, but your presence stands tall. I admire you for who you are, never will I fall.

If Cassidy means charm and elegance, then I must be in the right place standing next to you.

Your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall, my heart skips a beat with your call.

"Are you the flag on Republic Day? Because when I see you, my heart stands at attention."

Good day, short king, your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall.

"So if you’re first place, does that make me the trophy, or just the guy cheering in the stands?"

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Hey, I can't stand seeing tears on your beautiful face. Let me be the reason you smile again."

"Seeing you is like a spark; you make my heart race and other things stand at attention."

Just like a sunflower stands tall and radiant, you shine bright wherever you go.

Context: A girl you are interested in is standing at the bar looking beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"You may not love to stand outside, but within you, galaxies collide."

"Just like a dream house, your beauty stands tall; let’s build a love that'll never fall."

"In the ruins of time, your beauty stands tall; like ancient Greece, you're a treasure that captivates all."

"Is your name Podium? Because I've been speeding past all the curves to stand beside you."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every moment with you has me laughing and wanting more."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

Your beauty shines like a snowflake, pure and bright. In a world of color, you stand out just right.

Through thick and thin, I'll stand by your side, in your hard times, my love won't hide.

"Though you may be petite, your beauty stands tall, in my eyes, you’re the greatest of all."

"I can't help but notice the way that white outline makes you stand out even more in the crowd."

"In your presence, time stands still, for you are a vision that my heart cannot resist."

"In the pages of poetry, Jachai Lee Daniels, your name stands out, like a sonnet that enchants and handles."

In this duck pond so serenely, your beauty stands out boldly. You're a treasure to behold, truly.

Your presence is a swan in a sea of ducks, standing out with elegance and grace.

In your struggles, I'll always find a way through, for in the storm, I'll stand by you.

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Because your smile just made my heart do a stand-up routine!"

"Are you a magnet? Because my attraction keeps getting stuck on your braces."

Like broccoli in a garden, you stand out with grace. Your presence is a delight, my heart begins to race.

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your braces' sparkle, they shine brighter than any catwalk spotlight."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all my problems disappear.

In a world of giants, you stand out with grace,
Your height doesn't define your beauty's embrace.

"Could I listen to your beautiful, perfect voice all night, Mikasa? It's funnier than any stand-up show I've ever seen."

Your stature may be small, but your allure stands tall, captivated by you, I fall.

"In a world of little, your charm stands vast, a captivating mystery unsurpassed."

"Even your cowlick stands up to salute your enchanting beauty. Got more secrets for me to admire, sweetheart?"

Your height may be small, but your beauty stands tall, I'm enchanted by it all.

In a world full of giants, your stature stands out, my admiration for you there's no doubt.

Like a precious gem, your stature small,
But in my eyes, you stand tall.

"Your beauty stands out more than all the wonders of Brazil, care to add a spark to my night, sexy samba queen?"

"You might be a model with many admirers, but only I see the sweet girl behind those braces."

"You've been standing too long, gorgeous. Why not rest on something more comfortable - like my face?"

"Oh, he didn't, but it doesn't surprise me. Someone as intelligent and charming as you would stand out in any class."

"Your height might be 5'4 and a half, but in my heart, you stand taller than any skyscraper."

Are you a tree? Because you stand tall and graceful, a natural beauty in every place.

Your stature may be small, but your presence stands tall; in love and hate, I'll never let you fall.

"Are you a shooting star? Because you light up my world just by standing there."

"Are you Gojo Satoru? Because when I see you, my heart beats faster than his Limitless Cursed Technique!"

"In a court full of servants, you stand out as the gem so fervent."

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

Are you a glass of milk? Because you're doing a body good by standing here.

In a world of pastries, you're the one that stands out. Sweet as cake, without a doubt.

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"Are you a Maasai bead? Because amidst the crowd, your charm stands out uniquely just like the intricate Kenyan art."

"Is that a cowlick or are you just happy to see me? Your hair's got more personality than most people I meet."

"Darling, being a Homo Erectus means I'm perfectly designed to stand upright... especially when you're around."

"Thank you! That's very kind of you to mention. I'm curious, what strengths do you think make someone really stand out?"

"Your beauty outshines everything, it's no wonder the ecosystem couldn't stand a chance."

Your stature may be small, but your presence stands tall, in my eyes, you outshine them all.

"Ever feel like a strap-on dildo? Always there for the hard times and never failing to stand up!"

Like a swan in the lake, you stand out from the rest, your grace and beauty truly are the best.

Because you're one of a kind, and I can't resist someone who stands out. 😉

"A laugh like a melody, on the court you stand tall, in the game of my heart, girl, you've won it all."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every time I see you, I get this funny feeling inside."

In a world full of art, you're the masterpiece that stands out - every stroke proud of you, no doubt.