The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Stands Pick Up lines

Here are 50 stands pick up lines for her and flirty stands rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about stands that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your stands rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny stands pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty stands joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Stands Pickup Lines

A good Stands hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  3. My p**... is a Feminist because it stands up for you

  4. Stand next to the person and say:

    If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

  5. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  6. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

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What is a good Stands pickup line?

Short and cute stands pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about stands are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

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Smooth Stands pickup line

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?
Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Cheesy stands Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

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Working Stands tinder opener

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Corny stands Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Stands conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Are you a Drill Sargent

Cause you make my privates stand

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

A good stands Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Stands hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I will be your deck that you can stand on.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

I couldn't believe it when you told me you're a masseuse, chiropractor AND an orthopedist!

But now I realize I stand corrected.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

Juri: Ahaha! Stand up, you monster! Don't you wanna try and devour me?

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U

Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

Are you standing full? Because I would bust you any time.

Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?

Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stands love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Stands chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.