Top 50 Stands Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stands pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stands tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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My d**ck is so polite
It stands up so you can sit down :)
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Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?
Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.
(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh) -
My penis is a Feminist because it stands up for you
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Stand next to the person and say:
If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)
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Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
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Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
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None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.
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If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
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Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!
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Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
Working stands pickup lines
I like my women how I like my coffee…
Strong and able to stand out on their own
Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?
Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?
Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand
Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...
My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.
Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.
I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?
My di*k is probably an acronym
Coz it stands for you
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Is your middle name Aphrodite
Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty
You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!
Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand
Hey, are you the impostor?
Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)
Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
Hey boy are u a comedian?
Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)
Do you work at IKEA
Because I’d like to buy one night stand
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Are you a Drill Sargent
Cause you make my privates stand
How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!
*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
I will be your deck that you can stand on.
If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle
F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!
