110 Stands Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 stands pick up lines for her and flirty stands rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about stands that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your stands rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny stands pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty stands joke for a great chat response.

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A good Stands pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My d**ck is so polite

It stands up so you can sit down :)
Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
My p**... is a Feminist because it stands up for you
Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)
Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

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Short and cute stands pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about stands are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?
Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

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Cheesy stands Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

My di*k is probably an acronym

Coz it stands for you

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

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Funny stands Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Stands conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

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Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Are you a Drill Sargent

Cause you make my privates stand

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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Clever stands Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Stands hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I will be your deck that you can stand on.

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.

I couldn't believe it when you told me you're a masseuse, chiropractor AND an orthopedist!

But now I realize I stand corrected.

My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

Juri: Ahaha! Stand up, you monster! Don't you wanna try and devour me?

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Smooth stands Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Stands pickup lines make her give you her number.

Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

Are you standing full? Because I would bust you any time.

Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?

Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Are you a stand user?

Because meeting you isn't a coincidence

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.

Want to play mixed doubles? because I can’t stand being single.

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my p**... would stand for you.

Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

Emilie: How long can you stand my attacks?

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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Flirty stands Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Stands pick up lines are made to get him interested.

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car. You better learn that.

I don’t have a home to go back to. In here, I stand a chance at least with you.

"They say I missed my calling as a stand-up comedian, but don't worry, the only thing I'll be throwing are jokes!"

"Even your cowlick stands up to announce that the world's cutest girl has arrived."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"You must be the ocean's secret, because even amidst all the fish nonsense, your beauty stands out."

"Your captivating Filipino charm has me hooked. Standing beside you, I feel like I've found my paradise."

"Did your cowlick stand up or is it just happy to see me? Either way, it's as adorable as you are."

"You're an exquisite masterpiece; let me be the frame that stands by you, enhancing your radiant beauty every day."

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Cringe stands Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

"Have you ever been called Google? Because everything I've been searching for is standing right in front of me."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my 'sorry', now it stands for 'Simply Outstanding, Radiant and Remarkably You'."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

Good day, short king, your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall.

"You may not love to stand outside, but within you, galaxies collide."

"In the pages of poetry, Jachai Lee Daniels, your name stands out, like a sonnet that enchants and handles."

Your stature may be small, but your charm stands tall, my heart skips a beat with your call.

"Don't stand alone in the rain, love, my heart is already an umbrella yearning to shelter you."

"Your cowlick's like a sweet rebellion, just as charming and unique as its owner. Can I join the fun?"

"Are you the flag on Republic Day? Because when I see you, my heart stands at attention."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stands love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Stands chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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