Top 50 Stands Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Stands chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

   Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.
   
   (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

2. My dick is such a gentleman

   It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

3. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

4. Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

5. None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

6. If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

7. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

8. Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

9. Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

10. Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Funny stands pickup lines

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?

Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

Are you a stand user?

Because meeting you isn't a coincidence

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

What do you say we blow this meat bag stand and get out of here?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Hey girl! Can I stand here next to you?

I've farted over there...

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You can call me intolerant...

Because I can't stand how beautiful you are.

I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."

I must of been on stand by.

Cause you just turned me on.

Do you sell hotdogs?

Because you surely know how to make my wiener stand.