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Top 50 Sitting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sitting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. My dick is so polite,

    When you want to sit it stands up.

  3. Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

    Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  4. My dick is a gentleman

    It stands up so you can sit down

  5. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

    If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  6. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  7. For those with balls of steel

    Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  8. Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face

  9. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

    Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  10. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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Funny sitting pickup lines

Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


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The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

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Working Sitting tinder opener

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.