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110 Sitting Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 sitting pick up lines for her and flirty sitting rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about sitting that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your sitting rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny sitting pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty sitting joke for a great chat response.

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A good Sitting pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  3. Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face

  4. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

    Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  5. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  6. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

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What is a good Sitting pickup line?

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Short and cute sitting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sitting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

What’s the fastest way to your heart?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way there?

Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

And if I'm wrong

I'll eat the difference.

Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

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Smooth Sitting pickup line

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

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Cheesy sitting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

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Working Sitting tinder opener

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

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Funny sitting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sitting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Did you sit on the F5 key?
Cause your ass is refreshing

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Hey girl are you a bench?

Because I’d love to sit on you


Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your kiss is superior.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

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Clever sitting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Sitting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

What's the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sits higher on my face

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

While there are so many places, The only place i love to sit is next to you️

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Are You a Movie ?

'Cause I can Sit down and be sure to stay till you finish...

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Smooth sitting Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Sitting pickup lines make her give you her number.

Did you sit down in sugar?

Cause you gotta sweet ass

You wanna know the difference between you and sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit higher on my face...

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

Hey girl, I'm sitting in the exit row, so you know I'm willing and able...

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

You look tired

Do you want to sit on my face?

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Flirty sitting Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Sitting pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you sitting on a pile of sugar?

Cuz i think ur kiss is sweet

Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup? Because your ass is so sweet.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

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Cringe sitting Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Because that kiss is refreshing...

If you and I were little frogs. We could sit on leaves together.

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Wanna sit on my lap while I row?

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup?

Because your kiss is so sweet my body can't tell when it has had enough.

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sitting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sitting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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