The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sitting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sitting pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sitting tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  3. Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face

  4. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

    Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  5. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  6. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  7. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

    If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

  8. What’s the fastest way to your heart?

    Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way there?

  9. Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

    And if I'm wrong

    I'll eat the difference.

  10. Roses are red, so are your lips...

    You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

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What is a Sitting pickup line?

Working sitting pickup lines

Stand next to the person and say:
If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

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This is a funny Sitting pickup line!

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you


It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Knock knock (who’s there)?Honeybee. (Honeybee who)?

Honeybee a doll and sit on my face?

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

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Working Sitting tinder opener

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Hey girl are you a bench?

Because I’d love to sit on you

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your kiss is superior.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?