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Top 50 Sitting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sitting chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

    Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  2. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

    If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  3. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

    Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  4. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  5. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  6. My dick is such a gentleman

    It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  7. Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

  8. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  9. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  10. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

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Funny sitting pickup lines

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Have you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.