Top 22 Chairs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chairs pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

2. I'd hide every chair in the world

   Just for you to sit on my face

3. If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

4. If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

   Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

5. The funny thing about my apartment...

   Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

6. I'd break every chair in the world

   Just to have you sit on my face.

7. Wanna play musical chairs?

   I'll be one of the chairs.

8. Hey, princess, are you a high chair?

   Because I want to put a baby in you.

9. Girl are you a foldable chair

   Cause I want to open you legs.

10. I'd move all the chairs in the world

    So you can sit on my face

Funny chairs pickup lines

I would every damn chair in this world..
So my face would be the last thing you sit on

I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on

Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face

Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart

I wish I was your favorite chair, so you can always sit on me.

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?

How far back does your beach chair go?

I motion to table the Chair.

Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.