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Top 50 Office Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Office pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Office conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

  2. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

  3. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  4. Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

  5. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of my pants.

  6. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  7. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

  8. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

  9. I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

  10. Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

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I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

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Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Are you a police officer?
Because you take my breath away

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

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Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.

I wanna go down to your post office

And lick some stamps

Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work

I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have swon you were checking out my package.

Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

Do you know if there's a post office nearby, because I'd ship us.