Are you a VLOOKUP function?

Because you've got me searching for love in all the right places!

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

You must be an Excel pro because you're the only one who can make my heart pivot and my data merge.

Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

If you were a spreadsheet, you'd be the one with all the formulas, because you've got me feeling a little lost and confused.

Is your name Excel?

Because you've got that "sum-thing" special that adds up to perfection!

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

"Excuse me, officer, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm guilty as charged."

"Are you a ticket? Because you've just fined my heart for speeding into love!"

"I must be a suspect, because I can't escape your captivating gaze, miss officer."

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? 'Cause if so, then Officer, you might have to cuff me."

"Well, Officer, I hope you're prepared for Operation Get-to-Know-Me, it's quite a mission!"

"Oh, Mr. Army Officer, is your mission to steal my heart? Because I might just let you."

"Hey officer, do I need handcuffs or will your muscular arms keep this cute little guy safe tonight?"

"They say I've lost my mind at the office. Little do they know, it's been captivated by your irresistible charm."

Are you a police officer? Because you've already captured me in your heart with your arresting beauty.

"Army officer, huh? Now that sounds intriguing. Let's get to know each other, but remember, I run my boot camp my way! 😊"

"You must be a cop, Priyanka, because you've just arrested my heart with your charm."

"An army officer, huh? That's impressive! Must have a lot of heart and strength – I like that in a man."

"Ever considered frisking in the name of love? Because your beauty just stole my heart, Officer."

"If you were a cop, I'd willingly be your prisoner just to have you watch over me."

Are you a police officer in disguise? Because you've got me feeling some serious undercover excitement.

You shine brighter than the glow of the computer screen, making this workplace a beautiful dream.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, always there when I need you.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the dentist's office again?"

Your curves are like a work of art, enhancing the office with beauty that sets us apart.

"Ever thought of starring in a rom-com? Because our love story would surely be a box office hit."

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd gladly surrender to your arrest just to have you watch me."

"If your smile was a spreadsheet, I’d spend all day analyzing those curves—because they definitely add up to perfection."

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"Wow, an army officer. I admire that discipline. Ready to discover if we can march to the same beat?"

"Wow, Officer, your muscles should come with a warning. It's stealing my attention and I'm guilty as charged."

"Your abs should be illegal officer, they're causing dangerous levels of distraction on the road."

"Is it illegal to look this good, officer? Because if so, I'm ready for a thorough investigation."

"Is it a crime to look that good, Officer? If so, I'd love to be your favorite person to handcuff."

"Are you a law? Because my heart's in violation whenever you're near."

"Kim, if your looks were a disease, I'd need intensive care, cause your beauty is taking my breath away."

"An army officer, huh? Commanding and charming - I'm certainly in for a thrilling conversation. Let's play fair though, what else should I know?"

"Excuse me, but that corporate skirt isn’t the only thing that looks great in this office—your smile lights up the room."

Are you the commanding naval officer?

Cause you can have some of my s**....

Are you a police officer? Because every time I see you, I feel like breaking the law.

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

"Is it hot in here or are you just burning up those spreadsheets? You make office work look undeniably sexy."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you've just arrested mine with that officer look."

If you were my coworker, I'd be the first one in the office every day just to see you.

"Well, Mr. Army Officer, I must warn you, getting to know me is like a top-secret mission. Are you up for the challenge?"

If smiles were currency, you'd be the wealthiest one at the dentist's office.

"Is it illegal to look that gorgeous? Cuff me officer, I'm guilty of being absolutely captivated by you."

"Are you a traffic stop? Because my heart’s pulling over every time I see you in uniform."

"Is your badge heavy? Because your presence lights up the room and keeps trouble at bay."

"Is that an office shirt, or are you just trying to tie me down with your charm?"

"Are you a traffic cop? Because you just stopped my heart with a ticket for speeding into your smile!"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for stealing mine with that uniform."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after our mandatory office coffee break?"

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because you've got me wanting to break the law tonight, officer."

"Soldier, reporting for duty in the name of romance! Can't wait to discover all the fascinating sides of you."

"Excuse me, Officer, but are you enforcing a rule against stealing hearts? Because I’m ready to comply."

"Is it illegal to steal a kiss, officer? Because I'd gladly do time just for stealing yours."

"Are you a desk? Because I can’t help but want to lay everything out on you right now."

"Oh, an army officer? Just like in the movies - let's hope this isn't a mission impossible!"

"Army officer, huh? I've always admired discipline and strength. Let's see how this goes. 😊"

"Are you a police officer? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and electrifying in the office!

"Are you a police officer? Because you've just arrested my heart for speeding!"

"Are you a stamp? Because I can't resist the urge to stick with you all the time."

"Are you a certified letter? Because I've been tracking you in my dreams all night long."

"Well, Mr. Army Officer... tell me, can you handle a girl who marches to the beat of her own drum?"

Are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

"Indeed! Will it be more 'Friends' or 'The Office'? Your call!"

"You must be a special delivery, because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

"Are those handcuffs real? Because it's a crime how dangerously sexy you look tonight."

"Hey Priyanka, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me in handcuffs."

"You must be a cop because you've got my heart under arrest and I'm ready for a full body search."

"If beauty were a movie genre, you'd be a box office hit every time."

"Did you learn CPR as a cop? Because every time I see you, you take my breath away."

"Is it illegal to be this hot, Officer? Because you've got me feeling like I need to be handcuffed."

"Are you a traffic ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer Gorgeous."

"You're not just managing the office, but also my heart's portfolio."

"Are you a detective? Because you just cracked the case of stealing my heart!"

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd willingly surrender to your arresting beauty any day."

"Well, Mr. Army Officer, I do enjoy a man in uniform! But can you handle the challenge of getting to know me?"

Your smile in the office brightens my day, it's like a beautiful sunray.

You light up the office like a shining star, your presence is truly above par.

"An army officer? So, can you handle a friendly assault of humor and sarcasm?"

"Do you have a badge? Because you just arrested my attention—now I’m guilty of falling for you!"

"Officer, huh? Intriguing. Must mean you know how to take charge - always a plus in my book."

"A gentleman and a soldier? Quite irresistible. Tell me, do you have the same discipline in love as on duty?"

"Are you a police officer? Because with those handcuffs, you're really arresting my heart right now."

"Oh, absolutely! The perfect blend of 'Friends' vibes with a dash of 'The Office' humor. What's your favorite sitcom, by the way?"

"Wow an army officer? I hope your tactics are better in the game of hearts than on battlefield!"

"Excuse me, officer, but is it illegal to look that stunning? Because you've just stolen my heart."

"Your badge shines bright, like stars in the night, your strength and your beauty both feel just right."

"Officer, is it illegal to be dangerously attractive? Because your chiseled muscles should definitely be under arrest."

"You've got the right to remain silent, but your beauty's speaking volumes, Officer."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us? That desk could use some heat!"

"Is it just me, or does this office table look like it needs a little more excitement with us on it?"

"Are you a police officer? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's under arrest."

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? Because you're arresting my heart, officer."

"Do you work at the post office? Because everytime I see you, I feel like I've just received first-class love."

"A sitcom geek, huh? I'll make our chats as exciting as 'The Office' finale, only with more romance and less paper. 😉"

"Is it illegal to look that good? If so, I'm ready for you to arrest my heart and keep the key."

"Well, Mr. Army Officer, I must admit I have a weakness for men in uniform. Let's see if you can handle this civilian."

"Oh, an Army officer? Well, let's see if your strategic skills extend to figuring out my favorite pizza topping!"

"Can we turn your anger into our high score? Because when you're around, I feel like I've already won."

"Is that tie yours, or are you just trying to tie me down with your charm and beauty?"

"Ah, an army officer? I've always had a thing for men in uniform. Ready to embark on this adventure?"

"Is that a tie, or are you just trying to effortlessly steal my heart with your style?"

"Definitely! If I was running for office, my platform would be 'More naps, less Mondays'. What’s your campaign promise?"

"Excuse me Officer Kanachan, but it must be a crime to look as beautiful as you do. Should I prepare for handcuffs?"

"Is your name Duty? Because I've been actively searching for you, my heart's commanding officer."

"Are you a police officer? Because you just arrested my heart with your stunning beauty."

"Every time you hug the nurse, Emma, I wish I was sick with love, just to get your cure."

"Officer, is it a crime to be dangerously attracted to those powerful muscles of yours?"

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, and I can't wait to press all your buttons.

Are you a police officer? Because you've got me under arrest... for stealing my heart.

"Are you a speeding ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for taking mine at first sight, Officer."

"Ah, an army officer? I bet you're used to taking orders, but how are you at taking jokes?"

"An army officer? Wow! Do you shout orders in your sleep too, or is that just for the battlefield?"

How about we play cops and robbers? You can be the officer and I'll willingly surrender to those handcuffs.

"Do you always flash your abs, officer? Because you've got me under arrest with that body of yours."

"An army officer, huh? Sounds like you know how to handle a bit of mystery and adventure."