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25 Excel Pick Up lines

Do you work with excel related office jobs? Do you use excel sheets or need excel features at your work place or school? If so, these excel pick up lines for the different features and functions that Microsoft Office Excel has will probably work for you. Use these rizz lines about excel now to help you flirt with your loved one or potential new love.

Best Working Excel Pickup Lines

A good Excel hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.

  2. I must be a SUM function, because being around you adds up to pure excitement and pleasure.

  3. Are you a spreadsheet?

    Because you've got all the right formulas to make my heart calculate faster.

  4. Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

  5. I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

  6. I must admit, your skills in Excel are impressive. Shame you can't calculate the impact of my charm.

Short and cute excel pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about excel are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a VLOOKUP function?

Because you've got me searching for love in all the right places!

You must be an Excel pro because you're the only one who can make my heart pivot and my data merge.

Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

If you were a spreadsheet, you'd be the one with all the formulas, because you've got me feeling a little lost and confused.

Do you use Microsoft Excel?

Because you sure can spread my sheets

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Are you MS Excel?

Cuz, i would like to spread the sheet out of you!

Cheesy excel Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

Are you a spreadsheet?

Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

Girl, have you only ever dated dudes who enter values manually? because id like to come over a flash fill your cells.

Wanna merge cells?

Are you a vlookup function with a true condition because you're willing to match with anything

Girl, I'm not just one for VHOOKUPs - I'm looking for my INDEX MATCH.

You set the FLOOR, I set the CEILING, around the AVERAGE we'll see how we're feeling

Corny excel Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Excel conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You are my UPPER, My MAX, My BASE, One TEXT gives me CONFIDENCE for DAYS, So I please let me ASC you on a DATE

Can I have your CELL? I have a lot of CONFIDENCE that I'm just your TYPE

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Excel love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Excel chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.