Top 23 Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Desk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

2. I wish I was your math homework

   Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

3. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

   Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

4. Homework can be stressful

   You're like my homework.
   I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

5. I wish I were your calculus homework

   So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

6. I wish i was your Math homework...

   Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

7. If you were my homework

   I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

8. Is your name homework?

   'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

9. Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

   Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

10. I have an idea.

    I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

Funny desk pickup lines

When she says voting is sexy...
And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey girl are you my homework...

Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Are you my homework?

Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading

Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry

Are You My Homework...
Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My reference desk or yours?

I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.