Top 26 Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

3. I wish I was your math homework

   Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

4. Are you my controller

   Because I wanna bang you on my desk

5. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

   Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

6. Homework can be stressful

   You're like my homework.
   I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

7. I wish i was your Math homework...

   Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

8. I wish I were your calculus homework

   So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

9. If you were my homework

   I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

10. Damm you’re good at Gaming

    I’d love to support you from under the desk ;)

Funny desk pickup lines

Is your name homework?
'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

I have an idea.

I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Are you my homework?

Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

Are You My Homework...
Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading

Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My reference desk or yours?

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.