Top 30 Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Desk pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Desk tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~
I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.
I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

Working short desk pickup lines to impress a girl

I would take you as serious as my home work

I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

Are you my controller

Because I wanna kiss you on my desk

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

If you were my homework
I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Damm you’re good at Gaming

I’d love to support you from under the desk ;)

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Is your name homework?

'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

I have an idea.
I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey girl are you my homework...

Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

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Are you my homework?

Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading

Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My reference desk or yours?

I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Desk phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.