Top 27 Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

3. I wish I was your math homework

   Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

4. Hey girl, are you my homework?

   Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.
   
   Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

5. Are you my controller

   Because I wanna bang you on my desk

6. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

   Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

7. Homework can be stressful

   You're like my homework.
   I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

8. I wish i was your Math homework...

   Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

9. I wish I were your calculus homework

   So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

10. If you were my homework

    I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Funny desk pickup lines

Damm you’re good at Gaming
I’d love to support you from under the desk ;)

Is your name homework?

'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

I have an idea.

I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

Hey girl are you my homework...

Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning

Are you my homework?
Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading

Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.