40 Desk Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 40 desk pick up lines for her and flirty desk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about desk that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with desk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny desk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty desk joke for a great chat response.

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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~
I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.
I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about desk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I would take you as serious as my home work

I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"Are you a desk? Because I can’t help but want to lay everything out on you right now."

"Looks like you're working hard! How about I bring some fun to your desk and make it a little less serious?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us? That desk could use some heat!"

"Is your desk comfortable? Because I’d love to help you unwind from all that hard work later."

"Do you believe in love at first homework assignment, or should I walk by your desk again?"

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Are you my controller

Because I wanna kiss you on my desk

Is it hot in here or is it just you setting my work desk on fire?

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

"Is your job at the front desk, or in my heart? Because your service has me checking in for good."

I wish i was your Math homework...

Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

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Try using funny and charming Desk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Is your desk always this hot, or is it just your stunning smile heating up the office?"

Damm you’re good at Gaming

I’d love to support you from under the desk ;)

Is your name homework?

'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

I have an idea.
I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey girl are you my homework...

Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning

Are you my homework?

Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you a judge

Because i want you to hammer me on your desk

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Clever desk Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Desk hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading

Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.

My reference desk or yours?

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

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