30 Desk Pick Up lines
Here are 30 desk pick up lines for her and flirty desk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about desk that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your desk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny desk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty desk joke for a great chat response.
Best Working Desk Pickup Lines
A good Desk hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~
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I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.
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I wish I was your math homework
Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
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Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night
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Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.
Short and cute desk pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about desk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
I would take you as serious as my home work
I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long
Are you my controller
Because I wanna kiss you on my desk
Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.
Homework can be stressful
You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I wish i was your Math homework...
Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)
If you were my homework
I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
Damm you’re good at Gaming
I’d love to support you from under the desk ;)
Cheesy desk Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Is your name homework?
'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.
Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?
Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
I have an idea.
I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.
When she says voting is sexy...
And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.
Hey girl are you my homework...
Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning
Hey girl are you my homework?
Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
Are you a judge
Because i want you to hammer me on your desk
Corny desk Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Desk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Are You My Homework...
Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Are you my homework?
Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long
You must be my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.
I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
My reference desk or yours?
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Desk love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Desk chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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