Top 38 Cheeks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cheeks pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cheeks conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Call me spongebob

   Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

2. I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

   But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that kiss is outta this world.

3. Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

   Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

4. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

5. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

6. How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

7. Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

8. Your lips

   I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

9. Girl. we might be at a Pep Rally

   But the only thing I'm clapping tonight are your booty cheeks

10. The only other time my cheeks have been this red is when I'm blushing around you.

Funny cheeks pickup lines

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

Are you sandy from spongbob

Because you got nice cheeks

Since we're both responsible adults you won't mind if I socially distance your left kiss cheek from the right one?

Hey girl are you Pikachu?

Cause i am sure I'll get a shock if i touch your cheeks

Are you a plate boundary?

'Cause I wanna diverge those cheeks.

Did you know I am related to Eric Clapton?
Because I can already hear clap tone of them cheeks.

Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? Guy: [Reach out and gently touch her cheek]. Girl: Because your face is really hot!

Hey are you related to buzz lightyear

Cause i wanna clap those cheeks to infinity and beyond

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your kiss cheeks apart.

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them

Wanna make some hamburgers?

I’ll put this meat between your cheeks... condiments come later.

Are you butter?

Cause I want to spread them cheeks! :)

Are u located in area 51

Cause I'm tryna clap yo cheeks

Hey granny

Hey sweet cheeks, I never thought about necrophilia before you.*wink*

How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek

I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your kiss cheek.

When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough

Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.