Top 34 Cheeks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cheeks pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Call me spongebob

   Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

2. I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

   But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that ass is outta this world.

3. Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

   Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

4. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

5. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

6. How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

7. Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

8. Your lips

   I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

9. Girl. we might be at a Pep Rally

   But the only thing I'm clapping tonight are your booty cheeks

10. The only other time my cheeks have been this red is when I'm blushing around you.

Funny cheeks pickup lines

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

Damn people really spreading corona virus huh

Im just trynna spread your cheeks

Are your cheeks hands?

Cuz my performance will make them clap!

Hey are you related to buzz lightyear

Cause i wanna clap those cheeks to infinity and beyond

Are your cheeks slime?

Coz it would be so satisfying playing with them

Wanna make some hamburgers?
I’ll put this meat between your cheeks... condiments come later.

Are you butter?

Cause I want to spread them cheeks! :)

I'm sorry, were you talking to me...?

Her: (no)

Him: Well then, please start


*Clapping of cheeks intensifies*

Are u located in area 51

Cause I'm tryna clap yo cheeks

Hey granny

Hey sweet cheeks, I never thought about necrophilia before you.*wink*

Well spread my cheeks and call me "cell bitch;" you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!

How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek

I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough

Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.

Guy: Hey, are my hands cold?
Girl: Why?
Guy: [Reach out and gently touch her cheek]
Girl: Because your face is really hot!

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.