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Top 50 Smiling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smiling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  2. There is something on your face

    A beautiful smile

    There it is again

  3. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

  4. Are you a meme?

    Because you make me smile

  5. I used to think your curves were perfect

    But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

  6. I hope your day is as beautiful

    as your smile.

  7. What is 999,999,999 + 1?

    The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

  8. I bet dentists HATE you -

    There's no way they could improve your smile!

  9. Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

    Because your smile is contagious

  10. Guess what I’m wearing?

    The smile you gave me:)

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What is a Smiling pickup line?


Funny smiling pickup lines

Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,
Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

You should call me toothpaste

The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

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This is a funny Smiling pickup line!

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

I think mask mandates should be reinstated

Because your smile is infectious
(This one's for when masks aren't mandatory anymore)

Every day I think of you I smile and my motion sensor picks up Sparks Fly.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.

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Working Smiling tinder opener

Hey pumpkin sweetheart – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

Are you a Goldfish

Cause you a snack that smiles back

I’ll see myself out

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Johann.

Johann who? Johann a beautiful smile!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Are you a goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back.

I hope your morning is as bright as your smile.

I have a PHD

*A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.