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80 Kidding Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 kidding pick up lines for her and flirty kidding rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about kidding that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your kidding rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny kidding pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty kidding joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Kidding Rizz

A good Kidding pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  2. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  3. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  4. I hope you like kids...

    Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  5. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  6. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about kidding are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I want to drop a kid in you.

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Can I be the Mother of your kids?

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!


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I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Do you have braces cause I don’t want my kids behind bars

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.


Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

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Working Kidding tinder opener

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

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Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.


Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

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Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.

Are you a blender? Because i want to put a kid in you

If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.


You don't want kids? It's fine we can always woohoo.

Jett: Think you can keep up? Who am I kidding? You know you can't keep up.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

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My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.


Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

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Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Ah, what’s on your hand!?! Let me see it...

Just kidding, I just wanted to hold your hand.

What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.

Wanna come back to my place and play orphanage?

You be the building and I'll put a bunch of unwanted kids inside you

Are you a school? Cause I’d like to shoot kids inside you

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

Hey girl, do you think I have nice eyes?

Cause I can make sure your kids have them too.

I know we just met, maybe it's just my d**... in love oh baby. (Kid In Love)

*bust in a chick's mouth with braces..

Now my kids behind bars


Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you

I have candies in that truck.

(for best results use at kids)

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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Hey, how’s the weather? Just kidding, I don’t care.

I want my kids to be part of your skincare routine

I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?

Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard

Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?
Just kidding but I like your smile

Your mouth is an orphanage

I wanna put some kids in it

Are you an elementary school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside you

Are you harambe’s enclosure

Cause I wanna put my kids in you


Are you harambe's enclosure?

Because I'm tryna put some kids in you

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Kidding love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Kidding chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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