Top 24 Puns Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Puns pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Puns tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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META(?): Mod, please do your job
Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.
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Hey, how are you? :)
He/she replies: im good how bout you?
you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(
he/she replies: oh what did you lose?
(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)
you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you
then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;) -
Can someone suggest me a flirty pun for the name "laiba"
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Any PUNS For Athia . PLSHELP
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If I had to rate you out of 10
You'd be a 9 anna half
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Pick-up line for a girl named Skye
Anyone got a pick-up line or pun for a girl named skye.
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I need a pun from/with(whatever) the name SNEHA please anyone helpp
Decide yr reward
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[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth
I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?
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Cute girl with the name vi
So yea need a good pun for that nice girl
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Need one for Eliza
I need a pun or pickup line for Eliza
Working puns pickup lines
Anyone got one for Rani
Her name's Rani and I need a mind blowing pun or pickup line for her name.
Girl named Ava
What's a funny pun for a girl named Ava?
For all you pun lovers to spice up your love life
What do you call a bunch of Silverados from Wisconsin parked next to each other?
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A cheesey pickup line!!!
I'm sorry and you're welcome
I don't need mercun because you pun dah cun melencun.
Carolina
Looking for a pickupline for or pun for a girl named Carolina
Need some for a Eve
She hates puns
The best posible line for a special Andrea
A really good pun, she's really into memes too!!
Pickup Line/Pun For A Brooklyn
If you can't come up with anything for a Brooklyn I'm sure a Brooke pun may work, since its probably a common nickname for her. Anything helps, my creative energy just seems drained.
Cheers!
Need a pickup line for a girl named Julianne
Preferably a pun if possible
Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It's Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!
I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
