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Top 23 Punk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Punk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

  2. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  3. My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

  4. You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?

  5. Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?

  6. Wanna see my Buzzcock?

  7. Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

  8. How do you do, I don't think that we've met. My name is Justin and I'm not from Minor Threat.

  9. Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.

  10. You want the D-beat?

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Funny punk pickup lines

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?

Hey girl, together we could have 31 minutes of group sex!

How can such a bad ass, have such a good ass?

Are your pubes spiked?

We should have sex. Joey Ramone would’ve wanted it that way.

Too little space, too little sleep, too little time... With you?

Are you CM Punk? Because you're the best in my world.

Can I see all your piercings?

Your grave, or mine?

Wanna be falling in reverse on my bed?

Call me cm punk because at the end of the night I'm going make you scream BEST IN THE WORLD!

Call me CM Punk and I'll show you my Anaconda Vise.