50 Pig Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Pig rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about pig, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Pig Pickup Lines

A good Pig hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.
Baby are you a pig?

As I want to dangle my carrot infront of your face.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are you a pig because i want to ride you?
Want to have some hokey porkey?
I am looking for pigs to love. Because I am all about stable relationship.

Short and cute pig pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pig are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I hope you like bacon, because women call me a pig.

Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right

Girl, I love bacon and legs. I got the bacon and you can spread your legs.

Do you like pigs? Because babe I am filthy rich.

Ready to be pleasured? I will turn your swining into moaning.

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna fuck (Pigs In Zen)

Wanna squeal like a pig?

Cheesy pig Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you like pigs? Because you should hog my balls.

Are you bacon? Because I want to make pigs in a blanket inside you.

Girl, I will make you squeal tonight.

I will pork the boars out of your brain.

Do you like bacon? I am bacon on a hot summers day.

You like pigs? Babe you can hog my pork.

People call me pig, because I like to play dirty.

Corny pig Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pig conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you know you can make pigs fly? Because babe you make my sausage go skyrocket.

Are you feeling like eating pork? Because I want to give you some hogs and kisses.

I eat like a pig, sweat like a pig, and grunt like a pig. But babe I taste like bacon.

Let's be pigs together and stay within my pen.

I hope you are hungry tonight. Because men are pigs, and I am a man.

Do you know what's better than pork chop? A hand job.

Do you know how to make pulled pork? It's time for some rub and tug babe.

Girl, feel free to slop on my pork any time.

Babe are you a piglet? Because let's have a sowprize party.

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

Are you bacon?

Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.

Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

A good pig Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pig hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a pig?

Cuz you’re a Babe.

One about pigs?

It doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy just make it about pigs.

Are you a Minecraft pig?

Because you’re pink on the inside and out

You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a pig and he likes ya too!

Hillbilly form.

Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)
Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s stupid lolol

Hey girl are you peppa pig

Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.

Are you a pig? Because I could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.

Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.

I love you like pigs love mud.

I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.

I'm a pig… You've got a saddle… What are we waiting for?

I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.

I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pig love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pig chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.