83 Pig Pick Up lines And Rizz
Here are 83 pig pick up lines for her and flirty pig rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about pig that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with pig rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pig pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pig joke for a great chat response.
Quick Jump To
Best Working Pig Rizz
A good Pig pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
-
Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.
-
Baby are you a pig?
As I want to dangle my carrot infront of your face.
-
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
-
Are you a pig because i want to ride you?
-
Want to have some hokey porkey?
-
I am looking for pigs to love. Because I am all about stable relationship.
đź’ˇ You may also like: Poke Pick Up Lines that are funny, cheesy and flirty
Short and cute pig pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pig are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
I hope you like bacon, because women call me a pig.
Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right
Girl, I love bacon and legs. I got the bacon and you can spread your legs.
Do you like pigs? Because babe I am filthy rich.
I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)
Do you know what a pig looks like? Just wait until you see the twist in my tail.
Do you like pigs? Because you should hog my balls.
đź’ˇ Also check: Cow Pick Up Lines that are smooth, cringe and funny
Cheesy pig Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Wanna squeal like a pig?
I will pork the boars out of your brain.
Are you bacon? Because I want to make pigs in a blanket inside you.
You like pigs? Babe you can hog my pork.
Girl, I will make you squeal tonight.
Do you like bacon? I am bacon on a hot summers day.
People call me pig, because I like to play dirty.
đź’ˇ You may also like: Dog Pick Up Lines that are clever, smooth and funny
Funny pig Tinder openers
Try using funny and charming Pig conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.
Do you know you can make pigs fly? Because babe you make my sausage go skyrocket.
Are you feeling like eating pork? Because I want to give you some hogs and kisses.
I eat like a pig, sweat like a pig, and grunt like a pig. But babe I taste like bacon.
"Cheyenne, your beauty outshines even the cutest of your guinea pigs. Care to share a coffee with this admirer?"
Let's be pigs together and stay within my pen.
"You may not have a guinea pig, but darling, you've got all the cuteness they could ever have."
"Forget the guinea pig, honey. Your charm is enough to make any guy squeak with delight."
Are you a pig? Because I'm squealing with excitement to spend time with you.
I hope you are hungry tonight. Because men are pigs, and I am a man.
Do you know what's better than pork chop? A hand job.
"If your dad said no to a guinea pig, maybe he'd approve of a fox like me?"
Do you know how to make pulled pork? It's time for some rub and tug babe.
✨ Do not miss: Frog Pick Up Lines that are funny, funny and flirty
Clever pig Pickup Lines and Hinge openers
Using good and clever Pig hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
Are you a Roblox developer? Because you just created a game in my heart.
"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, how about saying yes to a wild fox like me?"
Babe are you a piglet? Because let's have a sowprize party.
Girl, feel free to slop on my pork any time.
"That bracelet pig is cute, but not as cute as you! Wanna make some wild memories together?"
Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
If you were a Roblox game, you'd be my favorite because you bring so much joy and excitement.
"Is your name Guinea? Because my heart races like a wheel every time I 'pig' up the courage to talk to you."
"Dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about you say yes to a night with this charming fox?"
"Is that a bracelet pig on your wrist? Because you’re making my heart race like a wild animal!"
"Are you Peppa? Because just the thought of you makes my heart race like a pig in mud!"
"Your dad may not let you have a guinea pig, but how about trading that for a night with this wild cat?"
✨ Check this: Punk Pick Up Lines that are cheesy, funny and clever
Smooth pig Rizz Lines To Get Her Number
Using these smooth Pig pickup lines make her give you her number.
If beauty were measured in oinks, you'd be the ultimate prize-winning pig in my eyes.
"Are you a prized pig at a county fair? Because I can't help but award you my blue ribbon of affection."
"You couldn't get a guinea pig, but tonight, you could tame this beast."
Are you bacon?
Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.
"Your dad might've said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a stud who finds you irresistibly cute?"
"In the Angry Birds world, I'd be a green pig because I'm always falling for your bird-like charm."
"Are you a forbidden guinea pig? Because even though daddy says no, I can't resist your irresistible charm."
"Your dad won't let you have a guinea pig? How about dating a stud instead?"
Are you a VIP server? Because you're the only one I want to play with all night long.
"Are you a guinea pig? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't help but squeak with excitement."
Are you a VIP server? Because with you, I'd pay extra for unlimited access.
"Do you have a name, or can I call you Miss Piggy? Because every time I see you, I feel like Kermit, head-over-heels."
⚡️ You may also like: Bear Pick Up Lines that are funny, smooth and clever
Flirty pig Pickup Lines To Use on Guys
These flirty Pig pick up lines are made to get him interested.
Are you a farmer? Because you've got me feeling like a pig in mud - happy and squealing!
"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because he just denied the world another cute creature, just like you."
"So, your dad vetoed a guinea pig. May I propose something more exciting? How about a night with a stallion?"
"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a wild fox tonight?"
"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a night of mischief with me?"
Did you hear Castro's dead?
How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?
"Just like your guinea pigs, Cheyenne, I'm charmed by your presence. Fancy a date under the stars?"
One about pigs?
It doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy just make it about pigs.
Are you a pig?
Cuz you’re a Babe.
Are you a Minecraft pig?
Because you’re pink on the inside and out
You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene
Hi im bob
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a pig and he likes ya too!
Hillbilly form.
Try these: Spy Pick Up Lines that are flirty, funny and working
Cringe pig Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend
Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)
Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s s**... lolol
Hey girl are you peppa pig
Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig
I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.
I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.
If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I'm a pig… You've got a saddle… What are we waiting for?
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
Are you a pig? Because I could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.
I love you like pigs love mud.
Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.
I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pig love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pig openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.
Send us your pick up lines and rizz
The team behind ThePickUpLines.net carefully collects the best pick up lines from Reddit, Twitter and beyond. Our curated lists are full with working rizz lines to elevate your rizz skills. With more than 7 years of experience our team will help you deal with your flirting game. If you have a working rizz line please contact us