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Top 50 Dog Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dog pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my dog

    Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off

  2. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  3. Are you a minecraft dog

    Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone

  4. Are you peanut butter

    Because my dog likes you on my penis

  5. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  6. ee, your ass smells terrific!

  7. My, your butt smells delightful!

  8. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  9. You should see my downward facing dog.

  10. I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

Funny dog pickup lines

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

I'm a dog

Looking for a bitch like you!

Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Doggy style?

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

I think this is love at first sniff