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Top 50 Dog Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dog chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Are you a minecraft dog

    Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone

  3. Are you peanut butter

    Because my dog likes you on my penis

  4. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  5. ee, your ass smells terrific!

  6. My, your butt smells delightful!

  7. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  8. You should see my downward facing dog.

  9. I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

  10. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

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Funny dog pickup lines

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

I'm a dog

Looking for a bitch like you!

Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Doggy style?

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

I think this is love at first sniff

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.