The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Dog Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Dog rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Dog pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Are you a minecraft dog

    Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone

  3. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  4. ee, your kiss smells terrific!

  5. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  6. You should see my downward facing dog.

Working short dog pickup lines to impress a girl

I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

dog Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

dog Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Doggy style?

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

I think this is love at first sniff

dog Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Babe, I got the dog and I like your buns. Just a little work and we can add a little sauce & cream too.

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

Girl, do you win a lot? Because you are the queen of my wiener.

Girl, if you think this wiener is tasty, you should taste my wiener juice tonight.

Girl, better eat the hot dog fast because it wets your buns.

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

Hey girl, I’m trying to make a hotdog. I got the wiener I just need yo’ buns.

What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.

Girl, do you love hot dogs? Because you sure know how to handle a sausage.

Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dog phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Dog lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.