50 Dog Pick Up lines

Here are 50 dog pick up lines for her and flirty dog rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dog that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dog rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dog pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dog joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Dog Pickup Lines

A good Dog hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
Are you a minecraft dog

Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone
Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
ee, your kiss smells terrific!
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
You should see my downward facing dog.

Short and cute dog pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dog are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

Cheesy dog Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Corny dog Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dog conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

Doggy style?

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

Do you like it dog-eared style?

Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.

Do you believe in cross-breding?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.

A good dog Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Dog hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I think this is love at first sniff

Babe, I got the dog and I like your buns. Just a little work and we can add a little sauce & cream too.

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

Girl, do you win a lot? Because you are the queen of my wiener.

Girl, if you think this wiener is tasty, you should taste my wiener juice tonight.

Girl, better eat the hot dog fast because it wets your buns.

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

Hey girl, I’m trying to make a hotdog. I got the wiener I just need yo’ buns.

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.

Girl, do you love hot dogs? Because you sure know how to handle a sausage.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dog love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dog chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.