The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Cat Pick Up lines

Here are 50 cat pick up lines for her and flirty cat rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about cat that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cat rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cat pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cat joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Cat Pickup Lines

A good Cat hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a box?

    Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

  2. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  3. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

  4. If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

  5. If we were cats,

    U would be the love of my nine lives

  6. If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

Short and cute cat pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cat are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

Is it Friday the 13th?

Because I just got lucky crossing paths with a black cat like you.

Hey girl are you a cat

Cause you are hairy

Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

Awww your cat died?
Come play with mine instead

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

Cheesy cat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

To my little p**...-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

Corny cat Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cat conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?

Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

Do you like cats?

Because I’d like you to take meowt.

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

Are you a cat?

Because I’m feline a connection between us.

A good cat Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Cat hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true

We do eat the cat

Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your p**....

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my c**...'s going to fight your p**... tonight.

Do you like cats? (If they say yes)

You are into meow but ow is silent.

If I were a cat

I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you

Are you a cat

Because I wanna be Shane Dawson

Do you like cats?

Cuz I'm feline a connection ;)

Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?

Are you a cat?

Cause you look purr-fect!

Hey girl are you my neighbor's cat?

Because i wanna make you mine \^\^.

If your cat spoke English, what book would you read to him/her?

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cat love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cat chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.