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Top 50 Cat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer

    Because i know what that pussy need

  3. Are you a box?

    Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

  4. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  5. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

  6. If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

  7. If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

  8. Cats aren't the only type of pussy I like.

  9. I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

  10. Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

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Funny cat pickup lines

Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Hey girl are you a cat

Cause you are hairy

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

You're a pretty pussy.

Is your cat stuck in a tree?
Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

The Egyptians held cats in high regard

I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.

Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

If I were a cat

I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you

Are you a cat

Because I wanna be Shane Dawson

Do you like cats?

Cuz I'm feline a connection ;)

Are you a cat?

Cause you look purr-fect!

Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?

My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.

Was your cat struck by lightning?

Cause your pussy is electrifying

Hey, i lost my cat :(

Can i play with your pussy?

I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.