Top 50 Cat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer
Because i know what that pussy need
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Are you a box?
Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.
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I eat cats if you know what I mean.
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Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
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If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.
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Cats aren't the only type of pussy I like.
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If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
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I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
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Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.
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Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Funny cat pickup lines
Hey girl are you a cat
Cause you are hairy
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.
Awww your cat died?
Come play with mine instead
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
You're a pretty pussy.
Is your cat stuck in a tree?
Cause I’m here to save that pussy.
You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
The Egyptians held cats in high regard
I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.
Do u have pet insurance?
Cause I want to smash your cat.
If I were a cat
I'd spend all nine lives with you...
Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.
Are you a cat?
Because I’m feline a connection between us.
That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.
Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?
It's true
We do eat the cat
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.
If I were a cat
I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a cat
Because I wanna be Shane Dawson
Do you like cats?
Cuz I'm feline a connection ;)
Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?
Are you a cat?
Cause you look purr-fect!
My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.
You know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.