Top 50 Cat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Cat pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cat tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a box?
Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.
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I eat cats if you know what I mean.
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Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
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If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.
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If we were cats,
U would be the love of my nine lives
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If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
Working short cat pickup lines to impress a girl
I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.
Hey girl are you a cat
Cause you are hairy
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.
Awww your cat died?
Come play with mine instead
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
cat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?
Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.
Do u have pet insurance?
Cause I want to smash your cat.
Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.
To my little p**...-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!
If I were a cat
I'd spend all nine lives with you...
cat Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!
I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?
Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.
Are you a cat
Because people call me Shane Dawson
Do you like cats?
Because I’d like you to take meowt.
Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.
My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
Are you a cat?
Because I’m feline a connection between us.
I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....
I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!
My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?
That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.
cat Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?
It's true
We do eat the cat
Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your p**....
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the p**... needs.
Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my c**...'s going to fight your p**... tonight.
Do you like cats? (If they say yes)
You are into meow but ow is silent.
If I were a cat
I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a cat
Because I wanna be Shane Dawson
Do you like cats?
Cuz I'm feline a connection ;)
Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?
Are you a cat?
Cause you look purr-fect!
Hey girl are you my neighbor's cat?
Because i wanna make you mine \^\^.
If your cat spoke English, what book would you read to him/her?
Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.
You can call me Luka Magnotta
Because I’m going to do unspeakable things to your cat and post it online
I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Cat phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.