Top 50 Cat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a box?

   Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

2. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

3. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

4. If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

5. If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

6. I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

7. Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

8. Hey girl are you a cat

   Cause you are hairy

9. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

10. Awww your cat died?

    Come play with mine instead

Funny cat pickup lines

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

Are you a cat?

Because I’m feline a connection between us.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

If I were a cat

I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you

Are you a cat

Because I wanna be Shane Dawson

Do you like cats?

Cuz I'm feline a connection ;)

Would you like to come back to my place and meet my cats?

Are you a cat?

Cause you look purr-fect!

Hey girl are you my neighbor's cat?

Because i wanna make you mine \^\^.

If your cat spoke English, what book would you read to him/her?

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

You can call me Luka Magnotta

Because I’m going to do unspeakable things to your cat and post it online

I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

Do you like cats because take meowt on a date