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Top 50 Cow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  2. Cows say moo, sheep go baa

    Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"

  3. Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

  4. Girl, you must be an entire cow

    Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

  5. If we were Minecraft cows

    I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

  6. Are you a cow?

    - cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
    - cuz it time to milk you.

    If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

  7. Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

    Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.

  8. Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

    Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

  9. Hey are you a cow

    Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

  10. Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?

    I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

Funny cow pickup lines

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If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

Girl are you a cow...

Because i wanna slurp them milk from the titties before i ride round the rodeo and scream yeehaww

Are you a cow?

Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow

Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.

Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.

Hello sexy, moove your body!

Hi. I'm horny.

Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream

I bet we would raise good cows together.

I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell...

I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?

I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

If you were a grassland, I would graze you.

Moo with me.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.

So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.