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Top 50 Cow Pick Up lines

Do you love cows or your loved one is a cow lover? Get their attention and flirt with them using these funny cow pick up lines. Cows are known for their milk and their beef, land cow, and more. Take advantage of these cow pun pick up lines to help you flirt with others.

  1. If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow

  2. Hey girl are you a cow?

    Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth

  3. Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  4. Cows say moo, sheep go baa

    Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"

  5. This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

  6. Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.

  7. Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

  8. If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.

  9. What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

  10. Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.



Funny cow pickup lines

Are you a cow? Because it's milking time.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Are you a cow?

Because I want to milk you

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.

Mooooove that booty girl

Girl, you must be an entire cow
Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

If we were Minecraft cows

I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

Are you a cow?

Because I'd like to drink your milk

"If beauty were measured in gallons of milk, you'd be a cow!"

I would never use this one. How would a woman in your life respond to that?

Are you a cow?

- cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
- cuz it time to milk you.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

My first post

If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?

I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

Are you a cow?

Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow

Don't have a cow... but I love your utters!

Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".

Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.

Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.

Hello sexy, moove your body!

Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream