50 Cow Pick Up lines

Do you love cows or your loved one is a cow lover? Get their attention and flirt with them using these funny cow pick up lines. Cows are known for their milk and their beef, land cow, and more. Take advantage of these cow pun pick up lines to help you flirt with others.

Best Working Cow Pickup Lines

A good Cow hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow
Hey girl are you a cow?

Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Cows say moo, sheep go baa

Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really h**....
Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.

Here are 50 cow pick up lines for her and flirty cow rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cow rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cow pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cow joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute cow pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cow are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.

What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Are you a cow?
Because I want to milk you

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

Cheesy cow Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Add me, I just got a light cow girl SD waiting for you.

If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.

Mooooove that booty girl

Girl, you must be an entire cow
Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

If we were Minecraft cows

I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

"If beauty were measured in gallons of milk, you'd be a cow!"

I would never use this one. How would a woman in your life respond to that?

Are you a cow?

Because I'd like to drink your milk

Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u

Corny cow Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cow conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

Hey are you a cow

Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?

I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

My first post

If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

Are you a cow?
Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

You can milk my cow anytime.

You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.

You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

A good cow Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Cow hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hello cowboy/c**..., love your boots.

I would love to graze your field.

What did the Alien say to the cow? I'm gonna mootilate you!

Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

I'm great at hitting the bull's eye.

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? A: Ice Cream

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn.

Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you.

Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?

Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

Do you like men who take herding seriously?

Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.

Don't have a cow... but I love your utters!

Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".

Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cow love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cow chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.