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Top 50 Cow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow

  2. Hey girl are you a cow?

    Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth

  3. Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  4. Cows say moo, sheep go baa

    Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"

  5. Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

  6. Are you a cow?

    Because I want to milk you

  7. If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.

    Mooooove that booty girl

  8. Girl, you must be an entire cow

    Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

  9. If we were Minecraft cows

    I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

  10. Are you a cow?

    Because I'd like to drink your milk



Funny cow pickup lines

Are you a cow?
- cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
- cuz it time to milk you.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

Hey are you a cow

Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

My first post

If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

Are you a cow?
Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow

Hello sexy, moove your body!

Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream

I bet we would raise good cows together.

I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell...

I love making cheese, do you?

I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

If you were a grassland, I would graze you.

Moo with me.

So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.

You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

You can milk my cow anytime.