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Top 50 Cow Pick Up lines

Do you love cows or your loved one is a cow lover? Get their attention and flirt with them using these funny cow pick up lines. Cows are known for their milk and their beef, land cow, and more. Take advantage of these cow pun pick up lines to help you flirt with others.

  1. If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow

  2. Hey girl are you a cow?

    Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth

  3. Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  4. Cows say moo, sheep go baa

    Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"

  5. This may seem cheesy, but you make me really h**....

  6. Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.

Working short cow pickup lines to impress a girl

Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.

What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Are you a cow?
Because I want to milk you

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

cow Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Add me, I just got a light cow girl SD waiting for you.

If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.

Mooooove that booty girl

Girl, you must be an entire cow
Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

If we were Minecraft cows

I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

Are you a cow?

Because I'd like to drink your milk

"If beauty were measured in gallons of milk, you'd be a cow!"

I would never use this one. How would a woman in your life respond to that?

Are you a cow?

- cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
- cuz it time to milk you.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

cow Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

Hey are you a cow

Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

My first post

If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?

I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

Hey do you make milk?
Cause your a cow

Are you a cow?

Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

You can milk my cow anytime.

You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.

You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

cow Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Hello cowboy/c**..., love your boots.

I would love to graze your field.

What did the Alien say to the cow? I'm gonna mootilate you!

Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

I'm great at hitting the bull's eye.

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? A: Ice Cream

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn.

Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you.

Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?

Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

Do you like men who take herding seriously?

Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.

Don't have a cow... but I love your utters!

Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".

Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

Smooth and dirty Cow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cow conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Cow phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.